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[challenge entry] Why has thou forshaken me ?

From the Modernise the Bible challenge. See all 404 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:10, archived)
# because you have small tits and a boyish figure.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:12, archived)
# Reason enough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:14, archived)
# Because you're white and have a nose like Bill Costby

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# see the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm..
 
I finally bought a copy of Hefty Fine the other day
much on the same pattern as Hooray for Boobies but also mocking emo/goth rock a bit too
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:26, archived)
# I do get a laugh out of them from time to time

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:39, archived)
# I have all four of their albums now
 
CUZ YOU'RE PRETTY WHEN I'M DRUNK
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 23:53, archived)
# no...no...no....
...do not excite the creeps.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:18, archived)
# CREEPERS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 29 Sep 2009, 22:19, archived)