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[challenge entry] I have issues about British 'talent'

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(Muffslap searching for love up a wizard's sleeve., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:08, archived)
# you also inspired christianity
for that alone im please you are dead you cunt.

*edit WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:11, archived)
# You drunk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:12, archived)
# lol yep
im messed up

i luv you b3ta... hic
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
wHave you ever noticed how judgemental Christians are? Especially When they're not supposed to be.
They're all like "Oh God doesn't think what you're doing is very good" which really means "Oh I don't think what you're doing is very good"
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:14, archived)
# Yeah, they're all like 'Hey your car doesn't have a fish thing on it, that means your car's going to hell!'
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i think thats true
my cavalier didnt have a jesus fish and it sunk into the mud at reading 2003. Jesus would have saved it
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# He totally would have.
He owns a tractor.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Jesus couldn't drive, numbnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# He can walk on the mud without getting his robes dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I heard he likes to get his robes dirty
nudge nudge
wink wink
yiff yiff
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Fnarr fnarr
kayak kayak
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# he could have used the force
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# He could have summoned the strength of ten tigers and then lifted it out.
Or held aloft his magic cross and shouted "I HAVE THE POWER"
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# He would have known you were in need because
he would have detected you with Ears of the Puma too.
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# fucks sake.
It's like they think we're on the Gloveway to Glove, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# very good!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 1 Oct 2009, 8:26, archived)