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# Yeah, they're all like 'Hey your car doesn't have a fish thing on it, that means your car's going to hell!'
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:17, archived)
# i think thats true
my cavalier didnt have a jesus fish and it sunk into the mud at reading 2003. Jesus would have saved it
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:20, archived)
# He totally would have.
He owns a tractor.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Jesus couldn't drive, numbnuts.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:23, archived)
# He can walk on the mud without getting his robes dirty.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:25, archived)
# I heard he likes to get his robes dirty
nudge nudge
wink wink
yiff yiff
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:27, archived)
# Fnarr fnarr
kayak kayak
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:28, archived)
# he could have used the force
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:31, archived)
# He could have summoned the strength of ten tigers and then lifted it out.
Or held aloft his magic cross and shouted "I HAVE THE POWER"
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:36, archived)
# He would have known you were in need because
he would have detected you with Ears of the Puma too.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:37, archived)
# fucks sake.
It's like they think we're on the Gloveway to Glove, or something.
(, Wed 30 Sep 2009, 23:22, archived)