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# a true optimist
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :D
"It wasn't me, guv, it was the meds."
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:40, archived)
# besides, it's only circumstantial evidence
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Im sure there's a joke somewhere about circumcision
between "circumstantial" and the image posted.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:25, archived)
# haha probably
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:34, archived)
# A comment about the Samaritans.
You see what I did there, ellis? I made a comment similar to that I made last night before you deleted the thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:43, archived)
# Sorry bout the delete--it was wrong image
(or something) I didn't see any comments, so I decided to cancel the post.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:46, archived)
# It takes courage and fortitude to post in the evening, ellis18.
I myself have a scrap of yellow fabric which I like to suck on for comfort when I post during the night shift. I find it helps my confidence, especially in those difficult, not-many-comments times.
I'll send you a piece if you want. It'll only take a day or so to dry out.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:06, archived)
# haha
ahh I post when I feel like it. I withdrew that one last night because there was something about the image I didn't care for. The fact that there had been no replies gave me (I thought) an opening to withdraw and fix the image without messing with others' posts.

Thanks for the offer of fabric, but I'm a big boy :D
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:14, archived)
# REAL MEN SUCK ON BLANKIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:15, archived)
# izzat boobs where you're from?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:17, archived)
# HE REBUFFS THE BLANKIE.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:18, archived)
# Buffs and rebuffs
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:21, archived)
# She was begging for it.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# oh yea, every black chick's dream :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Where shall we sleep tonight mother?
In father's grave?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:20, archived)
# lock me in the cellar and feed me pins
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:24, archived)
# They wait for me in the forest!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# spiderman would help
but he has been stuck in there all night

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:48, archived)
# hard to imagine super heroes needing a bath
but, on further consideration . . .
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:50, archived)
# imagine the size of the glass you would need to scoop him out
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I'm trying to cut back on scooping things :)
or imagining stuff
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:59, archived)
# They do work up quite a sweat
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 13:57, archived)
# i have trouble imagining celebrities taking a dump
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:10, archived)
# except ugly ones
then that's all i can think about
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:12, archived)
# arf!

oops edit: I did forget about my Mischa Barton scat fetish
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:59, archived)
# How much would you be prepared to pay for GENUINE Mischa Barton scat porn?
*loads photoshop*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:19, archived)
# bindun, man :)

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:28, archived)
# wow
so realistic I can almost smell it :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:32, archived)
# caramel?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:37, archived)
# camel
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Ahahaha!
I like this a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:52, archived)
# he'll be fine
no doubt a jugularnaut will pick him up.

*shame mode: initiated*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:49, archived)
# shameful punnery noted :)
now, take your meds and lie down
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:34, archived)
# he wanted some head
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:10, archived)
# or just shedding excess baggage
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 15:35, archived)
# Somebody will stop,...I guarantee it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 17:59, archived)