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# *stands up and salutes*
OOOooh Shnorbitz, oh shnorbitz.
Our allegiance is to thee.
Your sloppy tongue and shaggy coat,
sets our people free.
We really, really love you.
You're such a lovely mutt.
And we really pleased your masters dead,
he was such a stupid cnut.

(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:51, archived)
# oh schnorbitz,
you came and you gave without taking, but i sent you away, oh schnorbitz...
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Ooooh Schnorbitz
I came and I gave you a raking. Coz I am dog gay, oh Schnorbitz
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:56, archived)
# You know I can't smile without you.
I can't smile without you.
I can't laugh and I can't sing,
I'm finding it hard to do anything!
You see I feel bad when your bad,
Feel glad when you're glad.
If you only new, what 'm going through,
I just can't smiiile without
You came along, just like a song
and brightened my day.
Who'd have believed that you were part of a dream,
now it all seems
lightyears away.

And now I can't...you get the idea.
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:59, archived)
# very touching
...like touching cloth
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 9:54, archived)
# that it very woo
with a splash of yay
(, Fri 28 Mar 2003, 10:02, archived)