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# I have no idea what is happening there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# When NASA crashed those probes into the moon
Someone appeared to attempt to do a high-five, but got told to fuck off, or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ahh, science geek humour :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# You probably had to be there...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I think it's terribly funny
when people with multiple PhD's and years of experience fuck up a program that cost Billions and took decades to plan because... well, because that's how the world is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# in this exact case
the program was a resounding success and the crash was fully intended.

what i like is when people with phds and years of experience don't check if things are in centimetres or inches and splatter probes across the surface of mars. or when bearded west country people with phds and years of experience launch a satellite in a blaze of publicity and don't give it big enough parachutes, so that it, too, splatters across the surface of mars.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# SO what you're saying here
is that they always forget to carry the one?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# or divide by 2.54
but that's understandable because no-one knows long division anymore
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Well it's not like he's friendly...
always skulking about...

We ask him all of the time: "Hey, LD! We're headed to pub, care to join?"

He just looks at us with that stare of his.. you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Unnerving for everyone
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# innit?
I know one of these days we'll see him on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Pffft!
It needed explaining but now it really is funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)