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[challenge entry] Darth Kitty

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(nattydread, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:26, archived)
# Congratulations, you are mong of the day
images.google.com/images?hl=en&safe=off&sa=1&q=darth+vader+in+pink&aq=f&oq=&aqi=
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:27, archived)
# THIS CANNOT BE!!!!
There's a fucking whale in the Thames too!

FUCKING!!!!

WHALE!!!

Also, there was something earlier which gave birth to this but I don't find it worthy of it's own thread:
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:55, archived)
# FIGHT!!
is windows 7 any good? i need to upgrade to 64bit, but i don't want to be a guinea pigs for microsoft while they sort out the bugs.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# I think honestly
ANd I am saying this as a Mac user;

That ANY new OS release is not something anyone should just jump onto immediately. I know alot of us here use the Adobe suite and other layout programs and NOTHING gets my chuff more than shelling out FUCK ALL for cash on programs needed for work only to have them immediately be obsolete once you get the "Latest" OS.

I've LITERALLY had that happen to me. One day they all worked and the next (after upgrade).. "Oh.. sorry, you're fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:06, archived)
# Same here!
OS 10.5.8 totally screwed Illustrator and Photoshop CS so I had to upgrade (I tried going backwards to 10.5.7 and managed to disappear half of my e-mail and iTunes - still recovering from that!)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:29, archived)
# RIght bastards when they do that
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:37, archived)
# I joined the "Happy Mac Family" in 1985
been suffering through random funky upgrades ever since!
still better than windoze, mostly...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Agreed!
Alls I was saying is... it's 6 or 1/2 dozen of the other. They EACH blow when they upgrade, for one reason or another.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:05, archived)
# i just upgraded to the x64 version of windows 7
And so far i must confess that i am fairly impressed. Feels light and streamlined and functions very well.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:07, archived)
# Hmm...
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# Just upgraded to Win7 on this laptop
you don't get Outlook Express any longer so I'm running Mozzilla Thunderbird instead and it doesn't like some anti-virus programs.

Other than that it's pretty nice - but I can't help thinking it's a rip from Mac's OSX and not as pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# Huh...
How is it a rip? The two have always had similarities...

It REALLY remains to be seen in the coming months, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Well as far as designwise the OSX is far nicer looking
this is probably the best Windows so far without doubt but it still lacks umph! - I can't be more technical that now :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Yeah, it is actually
it's nice and smooth and runs quite well and means you can have 45binary-shit-tons of RAM and actually use all of it.

Though I've just bought a mac, so fuck windows :D
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:46, archived)
# please don't just post stuff you find elsewhere
this board is for creating your own stuff
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:28, archived)
# well done!
you win first prize in the special olympics.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:29, archived)
# A bawoon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# *guilty lol*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:00, archived)
# butt, butt, butt, butt, GOOSE! butt, butt, butt...
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:32, archived)
# and the cunt of day award is winging it's way to you now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# He's going to have trouble carrying all these awards.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:33, archived)
# He can carry them in his
MASSIVE ARSEHOLE!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# I like the way that in 3 years he has learnt FUCK ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Maybe that's it though...
maybe he's just a lurker who didn't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Sorry for stealage but this is apt...
Photobucket


EDIT: btw, if anyone can tell me who did this i will supply them cream buns for ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:35, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# to my shame i cant remember who posted this first...
but i keep it to hand for it's beautiful simplicity!
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# It's kind of ironic really, posting someone else's pic to tell someone off for posting someone else's pic...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:36, archived)
# you should post his pic in your thread
although I'm sure that would turn time in on itself and we'd all be caught in a Roland Emerich movie
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# I love ironing...
oh wait...
(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# Here's a clue :)
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=fail-belm.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:37, archived)
# Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# I have no idea what is happening there
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:43, archived)
# When NASA crashed those probes into the moon
Someone appeared to attempt to do a high-five, but got told to fuck off, or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# ahh, science geek humour :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# You probably had to be there...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:47, archived)
# I think it's terribly funny
when people with multiple PhD's and years of experience fuck up a program that cost Billions and took decades to plan because... well, because that's how the world is...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:36, archived)
# in this exact case
the program was a resounding success and the crash was fully intended.

what i like is when people with phds and years of experience don't check if things are in centimetres or inches and splatter probes across the surface of mars. or when bearded west country people with phds and years of experience launch a satellite in a blaze of publicity and don't give it big enough parachutes, so that it, too, splatters across the surface of mars.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:43, archived)
# SO what you're saying here
is that they always forget to carry the one?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:49, archived)
# or divide by 2.54
but that's understandable because no-one knows long division anymore
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Well it's not like he's friendly...
always skulking about...

We ask him all of the time: "Hey, LD! We're headed to pub, care to join?"

He just looks at us with that stare of his.. you know...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Unnerving for everyone
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:19, archived)
# innit?
I know one of these days we'll see him on the telly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:37, archived)
# Pffft!
It needed explaining but now it really is funny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)
# w00t fail animations

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:52, archived)
# pfft!
this reminds me of those surreal animations you get in some bowling alleys
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:46, archived)
# Well fella, sentiment appreciated in the post
but don't take the harsh replies to heart. We've all been there, and all had it dished out to us.
Take it on the chin, and come back and show us what you can do :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:38, archived)
# you made me grumpy!!
(JakeyD, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:40, archived)
# Seems a good opportunity to spam this as well:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21415
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:41, archived)
# what happens when some childish /talker posts goatse to test your mettle?
or someone doesn't visit the calendar before the 1st?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:45, archived)
# I'm quite sure a subtle gaz to a mod may help there
I'm expecting invasion from one quarter or another, be nice ot see if people can actually let it go or not, and
perhaps do something calm and rational rather than get heated up - at.the.internet.
I'm fully expecting it to crash and burn, as with the collaboration thing, but it'll be funny to see if anyone trashes it, as I'm sure they will. Still, thought that counts, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:46, archived)
# define flaming though
people thought i was shouting at Moley earlier when all I was doing was suggesting he lead by example.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:48, archived)
# I think it's a case of 'biting one's tongue'
and actually thinking through a reply first, trying to perceive how it might get viewed before clicking 'post'
Common Sense, no 'definitions' needed.
lack of use of the word 'cunt' is a given though
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:49, archived)
# that won't happen around here!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:59, archived)
# good luck with that then
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# Oh, I'm not expecting much at all
but as flaky gestures go... ;)

/just gazzed you
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# pffh >:]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 17:53, archived)
# I know, gloriosuly gonna crash and burn, but hey, will be fun to watch
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:01, archived)
# :)
Has there been much flaming recently? I thought it has actually been on the wane a little.
Or maybe I just haven't been around at the right times.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:19, archived)
# I thought
that we decided this a LONG time ago.

THat we WOULDN'T flame, because we didn't want to see this place go down that dark and inescapable road that so many other of these types of bards have gone down...

But I am glad we still remind, as the original and the best :D

Now with that.. FUCK OFF YOU CHEAP NONCY SLAG!!!*
(*added for fun)

edit: Bards... I almost like that...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha, personally speaking
I haven't visited as much as I normally would in the last few months,
mainly through work, but also because the 'c*nt' calls and flaming gets really tiresome, and is quite prevalent. Plus some new people don't bother coming back after an 'over the top' flaming session, which is a shame.
Just thought this was a tongue in cheek way of seeing if people could be nice for a day on here, and you never know, it might encourage good posts and images to get more replies than a typcially 'flamed' one, which would really be something ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Well I gather it's up to us anyway
to keep it the way we want.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:28, archived)
# yup, we all need to put an effort in :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:30, archived)
# pfftt... WHATEVER!!!!
"FLAME ON!!!!"

oh noes!!!

Good to see ya back too. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:33, archived)
# cheers fella :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:35, archived)
#
oh dear
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:08, archived)
# I haven't seen the other replies, I've just logged onto b3ta
but I bet if I scroll down, someone is calling you a twat! :D

twat.

post your own images, hippy.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 20:05, archived)
# And yet I bet you a million squid this does better than many original posts including my own,
cos it's good and an excellent image regardless of who did it, enough b3tans are young n ignorant enough to vote.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 0:20, archived)
# Just noticed this on the popular page
For shame!
(I helped save b3ta! whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Mon 16 Nov 2009, 17:04, archived)
# Of FFS, which fucktards have been voting for this?
What an absolute cunt, compoing someone elses picture.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 19:17, archived)
# See my post above ^
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 20:48, archived)