If I get my jobI have Kyoto. Or it might be Tokyo. I shall also be entertaining myself with Chicago and Halifax.
If I don't get my job I shall be sitting in the park here drinking cheap beer, accosting young mothers for cents and growing an impressive collection of warts.
(If I don't get my job I shall be sitting in the park here drinking cheap beer, accosting young mothers for cents and growing an impressive collection of warts.
boris the spider,
Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:00,
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You want to get a job in GermanyThey complained soon after I got here because the tax on beer went up a cent or two a bottle. Actually it may have been as much as FIVE CENTS. I don't remember, chiefly because I'd just moved from a country selling bottled beer at about £1.80/bottle and was in one selling it for 70 fucking cents even after the tax increase!
They don't know they're born!
(They don't know they're born!
boris the spider,
Sat 5 Dec 2009, 12:07,
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