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[challenge entry] High on Ecstacy, Jesus freaks out innocent people
shatner jesus christ

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(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:48, archived)
# i tire of seeing that picture of jesus
is he a meme somewhere or something?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddy_Christ
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# tsk - dogma, clerks, jay & silent bob, kevin smith - things everyone seems to like
but i dont.

I liked seeing Ali Larter and that bird from american pie in a skin-tight catsuit in that one jab & bob film though.
images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back/ali_larter_jason_mewes_kevin_smith_shannon_elizabeth_jay_and_silent_bob_strike_back_001.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# that also had eliza dushku
ELIZA DUSHKU

and Salma Hayek as a stripper. What's not to like? (Except Alanis Morrissette. I stop watching by that point.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# ooo - she was nice
DUCK SHOE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:57, archived)
# SHOE ON HEAD
She was at the height of her powers in Jay and Silent Bob. I'd have gone gay just so I could have the pleasure of going straight for her.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# Alanis Morrissette didn't speak. Win!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# True that
And Eliza Dushku wore a PVC catsuit. Win!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# i really thought it was DUKSHU until now
DUCK SHOE
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:18, archived)
# Haha she'd probably have changed her surname if it were
It just fitted with the whole "shoe on head" thing which for some reason popped back into my mind earlier on. (If you don't know what it is, I'd not recommend reading about it on Encyclopedia Dramatica simply because, well, that's Encyclopedia Dramatic.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# it's buddy christ
from 'Dogma'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:52, archived)
# I would imagine he's pretty near the top on a google image search of "Jesus"
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# It's Buddy Jesus
from the Kevin Smith film Dogma.

edit:Christ
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:53, archived)
# it's buddy holly
from dog mum
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's Buddy Dogma
From the 1999 film Jesus
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:54, archived)
# It's Buddy Holly
from the 1999 film Mad Dog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# It's Buddy Malone
Sometimes incorrectly spelt Bugsy.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:56, archived)
# It's not your Buddy
Pal
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:59, archived)
# its brad bladdy
from the film 'buddy body billy'
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# hahaha
this made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:51, archived)
# (i'm with taters)...but this shop is pretty good!... :)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 22:55, archived)
# cheers!
for some reason it took me about 6 reloads up onto photobucket, because the image looked different on the web than in photoshop, and looked pants...

it was kinda meant to be a 3 minute giggler, but took about half an hour!
bleeding Jesus! Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:00, archived)
# ah twat knockers!!!
I forgot to put into into the competition too!!

haha what a flid

ah well, it wasn't going to win, sod it
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:02, archived)
# "Edit" is your friend
Edit the post and change the drop box from "This is a normal post" to "This is a challenge entry"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:05, archived)
# cheers Boris. ya legend!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:10, archived)
# more than welcome
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# Twilight Zone Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:04, archived)
# haha yeah, apologies, it has been done to death..
a wee chuckle and move on
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Tue 8 Dec 2009, 23:11, archived)
# Pavarotti Christ?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Wed 9 Dec 2009, 0:55, archived)