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[challenge entry] 'I get half of all the presents this year, you little shits!'

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:54, archived)
# He's licked all the Quality Streets
and put them back in the tin, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:55, archived)
# haha, the bastard
Dark Ham for Crimbo?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# The man at the shop said
I wasn't properly licensed to handle one. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:12, archived)
# Sorry
That was me.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:59, archived)
# haha this is quite good
despite his rat mouth
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:57, archived)
# Nicely ;)
In other news: I am really looking forward to watching the FG special :Something,Something,Something Dark Side. (Blue Harvest Pt2?)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# but only presents with a value of over £25000?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Is there any other kind??
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:02, archived)
# You're officially buying my xmas present this year
make it a good'un
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:03, archived)
# 50000 mars bars
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:04, archived)
# Fuck
YES!!!!

When can I expect them?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:05, archived)
# Top Shop sir!!
*Clickety click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:07, archived)
# Cheers
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:17, archived)
# This is a lot like the front page cartoon on yesterday's Times.
Except better. And with none of that annotation nonsense that they always use to labour the joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Curis, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 13:15, archived)