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[challenge entry] That's the wife's card sorted

From the Christmas Cards Of Truth challenge. See all 215 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:15, archived)
# One handy hint for y'all:
I've experienced a massive increase in the peace since I stopped trying to have girlfriends.

Sure, I'll end up without descendents, but somehow it all seems worthwhile.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:22, archived)
# TRU FAX
(on the point of descendents, just donate sperm?)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# I'll take the occasional freak out
:S
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:30, archived)
# Yay!!!
I'm not the only bloke who enjoys being single and not looking!!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Welcome to the inaugural meeting of the
"Girls? Ha!" club.

I myself have been a member for a mildly worrying 3 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:59, archived)
# What good are descendants, anyway?
Although I intend to teach my children awesome tricks.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 16 Dec 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Ha!
*prints*
*gives to wife*
*has card removed from arse at A&E*
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 15 Dec 2009, 23:28, archived)