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(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:26, archived)
# Yay....
... that's top notch....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:27, archived)
# most of these...
...competition entries are not doing much for me.

But that, my friend, is a work of wooness.

I also detect a generous dollop of yay in there too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:28, archived)
# i thankyou
this comp seems to be an excuse to chop hitlers head or a hitler tashe onto anything, he'd be dead whatever now FFS
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:30, archived)
# Here,
I can tell the difference between butter and I Can't Believe It's Not Butter...
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:35, archived)
# i don't believe you
though.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:36, archived)
# I can.
Real butter is the shiznit, I only eat the other stuff when drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:38, archived)
# I miss being hungry at 4:30 in the morning.
Can't wait for the B3ta bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:39, archived)
# Wish
I was going.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:46, archived)
# ditto
*pouts*
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:48, archived)
# it's not too late
shake a leg and get to the airport a couple of days before and camp out to get a last minute cancellation seat for hardly any money.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:52, archived)
# I've got tickets on credit, thanks to recent events
but I just can't.

but I wanna. wah.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:55, archived)
# you'll have to make sure when you do make it here
you coincide it with at least 1 night of b3tadom.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:56, archived)
# not
coming : (
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:57, archived)
# well...
...you shall be missed.

We will all drink to your name and sing a song of lament.

Or maybe just get drunk and fall over.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:00, archived)
# I'm rather dissapointed
by the lack of singing in amercan drunkeness.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:10, archived)
# eh!?
you don't sing while drunk?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:11, archived)
# they can't drink until they're 21 legally
so by then they've all got too 'mature' for drunken singing larks supposedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:12, archived)
# hmmm
that scares me
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:14, archived)
# bah
all the drinking songs I know were taught to me by a man in his thirties.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:16, archived)
# I'm 'slightly' older than 21...
...and I still like to sing loudly in the streets.

Even when I'm not drunk.

...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:36, archived)
# not in the same way
I can't explain. gah. I'm going to kill this kid.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:13, archived)
# don't kill it
make it tidy up, far worse
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:14, archived)
# it won't
going to kill him.
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:15, archived)
# ok then
remember, kill them in a bath or in kitchen, far easier to clean the blood up
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:16, archived)
# Your national anthem
is based an old English drinking song.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:12, archived)
# I know
don't make me sing "America the Beautiful"
hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:14, archived)
# which I know isn't our national anthem
but it's to the tune of one of your songs ; )
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:17, archived)
# well how often is it actually sung in tune at all?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:30, archived)
# We were singing 'Knees Up Mother Brown' tonight...
...to the tune of every song that came on the jukebox.

I wasn't even drunk.

*shame*
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 5:37, archived)
# well done
you can have a gold star and a bag of sweeties if you don't lick the windows all day
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:37, archived)
# as windowlicker
plays again in my head.. (well on winamp)
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:38, archived)
# Not
*all* day.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:43, archived)
# nice!
x
(I helped save b3ta! gracielou, Sun 30 Mar 2003, 4:31, archived)