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[challenge entry] this one does everything a modern man in a fast paced busy workplace environment could want
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From the The iPad challenge. See all 368 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:35, archived)
# That girl's got a winkie
I'm not THAT drunk!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:36, archived)
# haha that's her foot!
or is it?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:39, archived)
# I'm always that drunk
Even when I'm sober.
HAR HAR HAR
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Racist
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# My colleague from Dublin
called me a racist for calling his national football team "a bunch of stumbling, pasty-faced drunks".

On the very same day, I heard him use the term "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" about the French national side.

FFS. At least I'd had the decency to devise my own fucking phrase.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:51, archived)
# As an Irishman I can confirm you are correct about my team :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# aren't they
mostly english?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:23, archived)
# Yeah they are, hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:55, archived)
# Maybe he didn't hear the
"-al football team" part...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Where's the "Nuns!"
and "That would be an ecumenical matter" buttons?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:43, archived)
# they'll be added to the next revision, gotta keep em wanting for more!
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:47, archived)
# That would be an ec- YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Nudey Father Jack!
FECK OFF, CUP!

How's yer son?

Actually, I didn't bring either of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 17:50, archived)
# I love my BRICK!
Is anyone else getting error messages in their post instead of real words?

umpteenth attempt
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:01, archived)
# You mean like
Error with mysql_query() - Lock wait timeout exceeded; try restarting transaction
Error with mysql_query() - Lock wait timeout exceeded; try restarting transaction

Warning: Cannot modify header information - headers already sent by (output started at /var/www/b3ta.com/core/db_mysql.php:25) in /var/www/b3ta.com/board/write.php on line 347

...when I tried to comment on your pic above?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:07, archived)
# That's the exact one.
I even had it come up in my post for some reason before I edited it.
I thought I had broken the internets for a moment :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:15, archived)
# You'll be charged for a new Internets if it was your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:19, archived)
# Oh noes!
I only have tuppence in my piggybank :( Will that be enough? Will it?
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# Yes
Please send it to :
Rob
B3ta Towers
Gutter outside the Dog & Duck
London

Mark the envelope "New Interwebs Fund"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:46, archived)
# clearly
we all need to buy an ipad, then the internet would work
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:22, archived)
# They say it's as big as four cats, and it's got a retractable leg so as it can leap up at you better and you know what Ted, it lights up at night, and it's got four ears.
Two of them are for listening and the other two are kind of back-up ears, and it's claws are as big as cups and for some reason it's got a tremendous fear of stamps and Mrs. Doyle was tellin' me that it's got magnets on it's tail so's if you're made out of metal it can attach itself to you, and instead of a mouth it's got four arses.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:05, archived)
# is that your mum?
(I helped save b3ta! spesh., Thu 28 Jan 2010, 18:26, archived)