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# Science to the rescue !

(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:19, archived)
# That is
maaaaaarvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Dai_Marzipan Ain't no party like an S Club party, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:22, archived)
# do you have to pay extra
for the top-pocket pencil?
(I helped save b3ta! huggybear, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# For 3 ordered Kits,
the top_pocket pencil is free !!
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Marvellous
Is there a Scientificator for Ladies?
(mind you, I'd probably look quite fetching with a 'tache.)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:26, archived)
# Like ..
.. you don't have one already. Pfffft!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:32, archived)
# Ohhhhhhhh!!!
you'd better duck and cover billy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:34, archived)
# too right
I've had my handbag sharpened and fitted with some rusty nails.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:37, archived)
# we all love you
warts 'n' all...


...not that i'm saying you have warts...


...but if you did we'd still love you...


...shall i stop digging now...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# yup it's deep enough now
In you get.
(and what's wrong with warts? they're lovely)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# OK, i'm in the hole
now what?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:49, archived)
# well I'm not doing any manual labour
I'll have to get one of the strapping young men around here to fill up the hole.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Opppsss
Hell hath no fury like a hairy woman scorned.

Apologies.. I'm sure your face is folically perfect.

(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# it is
she's spent ages getting that handlebar just right...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Handlebar ????
All the better for .. errr 'nuff said me thinks.


/tactical withdrawl
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# *twirls elegant moustachio*
you cannot escape the Handlebar of Doom
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# i think you missed the
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# at this very moment
i'm tied, screaming, to the railway tracks as a bit steam train bears down on me...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ah
but you asked me to do that.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Hmmmmmm...
.... GET A ROOM !!!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# that's twice now!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# ignore them, dear
the train's nearly there. If you stop screaming you'll miss all the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# hayalp!
hayalp!

/penelope pitstop
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# hehehehhehheheehheh

/muttly
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Phowrrrrr!!!!!
Er.. how terrible, in a 1920's sort of fashion.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# it's the clog/top hat/handlebar combination
what can i say?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# *Puts hands up*
Bugger!
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# my face is fine
it my back that's the problem.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Ahhhh!
A potential client for the Acme 2000 Full back waxer then ? ("Don't look back with NoMoreApeBack" as the ad goes)
(btb01 Laughing on Judgement Day, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Hummmmmmmmmmmm...
*ponders* ladies with hairy back you say?

Hummmmmmm...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Bravo
old chap
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:30, archived)
# that makes me go
(I helped save b3ta! littlebean, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:31, archived)
# Yay
let's play basketball
(Mattyboy, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:20, archived)