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# Opppsss
Hell hath no fury like a hairy woman scorned.

Apologies.. I'm sure your face is folically perfect.

(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:39, archived)
# it is
she's spent ages getting that handlebar just right...
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Handlebar ????
All the better for .. errr 'nuff said me thinks.


/tactical withdrawl
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:43, archived)
# *twirls elegant moustachio*
you cannot escape the Handlebar of Doom
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:51, archived)
# i think you missed the
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:53, archived)
# at this very moment
i'm tied, screaming, to the railway tracks as a bit steam train bears down on me...
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:56, archived)
# ah
but you asked me to do that.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Hmmmmmm...
.... GET A ROOM !!!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:59, archived)
# that's twice now!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:03, archived)
# ignore them, dear
the train's nearly there. If you stop screaming you'll miss all the fun.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:06, archived)
# hayalp!
hayalp!

/penelope pitstop
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:23, archived)
# hehehehhehheheehheh

/muttly
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:25, archived)
# Phowrrrrr!!!!!
Er.. how terrible, in a 1920's sort of fashion.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:01, archived)
# it's the clog/top hat/handlebar combination
what can i say?
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 11:05, archived)
# *Puts hands up*
Bugger!
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:54, archived)
# my face is fine
it my back that's the problem.
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Ahhhh!
A potential client for the Acme 2000 Full back waxer then ? ("Don't look back with NoMoreApeBack" as the ad goes)
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Hummmmmmmmmmmm...
*ponders* ladies with hairy back you say?

Hummmmmmm...
(, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 10:48, archived)