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(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:29, archived)
# I'm definately missing something here
QITV??
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:30, archived)
# Most popular quiz show on the BBC, QI.
Most popular quiz show on ITV, Who wants to be a Millionaire. I thought I might combine the two. I am sorry if I have upset you.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)
# Ah-haaa
It would help if I looked at the compo first. It all makes sense now.

being baked doesnt help
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# Yeah!
Take that you subterranean FUCK! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:34, archived)
# alright alright
you fishy mongtard
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# DO you know what?
YOUR MUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)
# yep, as it's only day one of the compo
it's a fair bet that people are still mostly sticking to the brief
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)
# what's an itv anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:38, archived)
# iTv?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)
# a friend of mine had a band called Eye TV but they were better when they were called the Nixons
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:41, archived)
# the nixons is a far better name
fuck it, i'm going to bed.
g'night!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:46, archived)
# oh sweet, he has a youtube channel:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IngyxjmxqHM
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:49, archived)
# I'm upset.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)
# too right.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:34, archived)
# Why are you upset Samweiss?
I am not upset, but slightly iffy.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Why are you iffy? DID YOU NOT SHOWER TODAY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)
# Nah,
other reasons.

Why are you upset? Did your cat blow a raspberry at you?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:37, archived)
# :( I hope you manage to get that sand out of your vagina, buddy.
:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:39, archived)
# pffft!
leave QI where it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Dave? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:35, archived)
# only the repeats
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:38, archived)
#
Chris Tarrant:
Special skills:
Stupid laugh
Long pauses
Likes
Goose Torture
Dislikes
Being arrested

VS

Stephen Fry
Special skills:
Tallness
Knows lots of words
Likes
Bumming
Dislikes
God

FRY WINS!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Why is cantzers bad?
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100203185650AArdlDe
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:58, archived)
# :(
wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_crocodile_talk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# That is a really sad story :(
I hope it wins the Booker Prize.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:14, archived)
# If it doesn't then this will
wiki.answers.com/Q/When_putting_on_a_condom_does_it_go_over_you_scrotum_as_well
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:17, archived)
#
Greggles off Quizmania a couple of years ago

Special skills:
The tawdriest sort of dimwit salesmanship
'80s Radio 1 demeanour
Grey/silver suit & hair combination
Cunt

Likes
Wearing novelty ties to work

Dislikes
Paying his National Insurance

GREGGLES DESERVES TO GET HIS MOOB SURGERY DONE REALLY BADLY BY AN UNQUALIFIED FAKE SURGEON!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:06, archived)
# I have never encountered Greggles before.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE9yYgxjbBo
But he amuses me
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:13, archived)
# He caused a lot of misery to an awful lot of drunk/drugged people with mobile phones.
Hey, maybe he could save ITV.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:17, archived)
# Alan Davies
is a comedian who is not funny
(Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:19, archived)
# YEEEEEEEEEEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:52, archived)