I can't wait for the day that someone comes on stageand makes them cry whilst singing 'Snooker Loopy' by Chas and Dave.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36,
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Shhhh.That'll be me at the next set of auditions, "accidentally" screwing my colostomy bag into my bagpipes and letting rip. Drunk, confused, and with a moving back-story.
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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:59,
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