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Alright i admit it they already make this

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(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:24, archived)

It is true, celebrities do not have feelings.

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:25, archived)

well

if its not a single dad, whos wife died of cancer and hes on disability supporting his children by folding paper into colourful butterflies and selling them for abused children to support their drug addiction, they wont give a shit.

(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:30, archived)

So how do you explain the Ugly Scottish Lady Paradox?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)

it started as mere shock and then someone gave them the nod to go ahead with the waterworks

(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:33, archived)

I can't wait for the day that someone comes on stage

and makes them cry whilst singing "Snooker Loopy" by Chas and Dave.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:36, archived)

Shhhh.

That'll be me at the next set of auditions, "accidentally" screwing my colostomy bag into my bagpipes and letting rip. Drunk, confused, and with a moving back-story.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 3:59, archived)

SMUDGE YOUR MASCARA, YOU PHONEY BITCHES!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:27, archived)

Still, I would knob all of them.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:29, archived)

Yeah, that would give them something to cry about!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:46, archived)

I wants to touch thems in theres lady plase.

(twattybanjo, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)

fake yes.

but i'd give all three a real feeling.

(orbojunglist, Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:31, archived)

are you sid james

(Frogcloset (noun), Thu 4 Feb 2010, 2:32, archived)