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[challenge entry] Fear the night...

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(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Arf!
He wouldn't need the weapons though, he'd bore his victims to death.

Whato Ninj ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# He's a druid, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# He's a big fan of WoW then?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Ex-Druid
I think he hung up his robes in the 1990s
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Right around the time people realised
that it was all made up by some Victorian dudes?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:20, archived)
# Bloody Victorian Dudes !
With their making shit up nonsense.
Schools
Jails
Hospitals
Railways
What a bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:37, archived)
# You forgot cholera.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:48, archived)
# I like Cholera
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Hahahaha
I'm going to get a Deidre tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:41, archived)
# put it next to your Councillor Eileen Kinnear tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Fuuuuhhhh........
Nice!

Someone at work was trying to impress a girl by harping on about how he'd punch out a shark if he ever saw one while diving...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:43, archived)
# Let me know if this helps him get into her pants.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# It's a 'no', I'm afraid...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# well that's shark punching ticked off the list then
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:46, archived)
# how did the ole "making a derisive image" work for your pants-getting-in-ification?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Not sure how the Mrs would take that attempt, should it have happened.
It's just become the office meme-type thing at the moment. We have a wall of crappy images like this near the coffee machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:13, archived)
# :D
i shall list it under "fail" then :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:47, archived)
# hehe
office nobends are funny
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Generally this
Though lack of sleep and an excess of alcohol last night have made me grumpy, so the office nobend is just winding me up through sheer refusal to die.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:47, archived)
# *ponders the irony*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Ha
Hahaha

Bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:50, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:53, archived)
# ZING!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:26, archived)
# Usually, he's alright.
But when this girl is around, he dons his knob suit and becomes Superknob.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Spike his cups of tea with Estrogen.
That'll sort him out.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:52, archived)
# some girls do have that effect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:54, archived)
# It's bollocks anyway.
The shark has a pointed nose to help with its hydrodynamics. There are no major sense organs there so it's not very sensitive. You're just asking to have your hand bitten off.

The sensitivity is in the lateral line, but particularly the exposed organs, the eyes and gills. If you want to freak a shark out, go for the gills. Even turtles know this, and can fend off shark attacks (at least in shallow water) by turning and giving a quick snap at the gill area.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Personally, I'd go for the eye gouge.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:05, archived)
# He didn't seem too happy when I suggested going for the gills instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:15, archived)
# You could ask him if he's ever actually tried to throw a punch underwater..?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:01, archived)
# We did discuss this this morning...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Feb 2010, 12:06, archived)
# hehe
imagine he got sacked from Corrie and had to apply for other jobs. his CV would be quite thin

*imagines*

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Thanks for posting that butch link.
It has ruined my life forever.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I'll never be able to watch SW again without thinking about it
chewbaccabaccabacca chewbaccabaccabacca chew

but - in the interests of clarity, I only posted the link to it on /links - the_log_knows posted the /links link. Clear?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:59, archived)
# I still hold you 100% responsible ;)
Did you see the average wank fam vid yesterday? (NSFW)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXnHYww6E80
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:01, archived)
# b-b-but The Osmonds aren't in this?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:16, archived)
# Eggzackly.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:21, archived)
# hahahaha, deirdre tattoo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Goddamned Ninjas!
Have a stealthy woo.
www.b3ta.com/board/9900813
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Feb 2010, 11:08, archived)