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(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:49, archived)
# My Uncle's called
Peter Brown.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:51, archived)
# All of them?
(apologies for excessively anal apostrophe castigation)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)
# mind
the piss
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)
# What are you two
wittering on about?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)
# No idea
(cheeky sod)
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:55, archived)
# Yep,
I am.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)
# you will be punished
maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon and for the rest of your life.
Mwa-ah-ha-ha.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:58, archived)
# you
hold him - i'll ruffle his hair.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:01, archived)
# just carrying on
the pattern
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:04, archived)
# Ha, I was in Heathrow on Friday evening
and the tannoy asked for "Mister Andrew Bogart from Cassablanca"

No joke.
Reminded me of Chris Morris's tannoy exploits
(I helped save b3ta! crouchingbadger, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)
# me ?
nothing...

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:56, archived)
# fredthwack!
I just had my first bottle of vanilla coke... it's fskcing disgusting. Literally coca-cola with a half-shot of vanilla essence in it...

I want my 90p back.

www.vanilla.coke.com/
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:57, archived)
# yeah
had one last week - eeergh.
90p !? where do you shop ?
edit: oh yeah, bottle - sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)
# bottle...
in what is officially the most expensive Safeways in the UK (a friend of mine works there)
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:03, archived)
# couldn't
they just nick it for you ?
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i do that
all the time at college.
They should lock the bottle cabinet up better thats what I say.
(Deiwos - Woo I found my old name!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:07, archived)
# are you somewhere in surrey
perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:08, archived)
# nah,
St. Katherines Dock, London (right near Tower Bridge)
(I helped save b3ta! packetslut, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:12, archived)
# yeuch!
i believe you, it sounds vile
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:09, archived)
# it
is vile...
a friend of mine reckons it's an old american recipe and that at the start of 'psycho' norman bates is making his mother a coke with vanilla extract - and that's where he gets the idea for poisoning her from...
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 16:11, archived)
# all
of them ?

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:53, archived)
# does he have wings?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:54, archived)
# ouh
just found this beauty of a Hitler figurine.
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:52, archived)
# that's
the kind of thing you'd get in a kinder egg instead of footballer figures
if hitler had won the war
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Mon 31 Mar 2003, 15:59, archived)