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# damn photoshop !!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:26, archived)
# The pencil still wins.
(I would say that, though, with this crap laptop, unable to 'shop nicely)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:31, archived)
# Mouse wins on the alternate use for the clonetool for me. As I'm shit drawing with either.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Basically, we put captions on pictures.
Dress it up how you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:36, archived)
# Sourcing and applying the caption is an art form, if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:43, archived)
# hahaha !
Couldn't agree more.



(not even my own crap joke)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:48, archived)
# Old jokes are good too. 96 years on the 25th for this classic.

Which is as it was, minus my added last interjection, and still in use today.
Most days at least, that someone here uses it. [/:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:55, archived)
# What?

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 6:55, archived)
# Alaska!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 7:03, archived)
# Jakarta?
No, she made her own way.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 7:07, archived)
# best joke ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:16, archived)
# yep
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:59, archived)
# MASSIVE APPLAUSE
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:01, archived)
# SEE HOW I FLIPPED THAT SHIT? OH YEAH
couldn't get the idea out of my head since the last discussion around the word "retard" earlier in the week

I think that "retard" has now slipped into common parlance in the same way as "cretin", "imbecile", and "idiot" (though not "mongoloid" so much).
A minor insult applied to those who are not, in fact, mentally defective, but simply act as if they were.

Of course, using "FUCKTARD" instead should keep everybody happy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:34, archived)
# AND FURTHERMORE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:35, archived)
# I quite fancy you
just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:43, archived)
# STONED AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:06, archived)
# no, but I will be by the time Two and a Half Men comes on
 
I just scanned half a book and I'm taking a ream of copier paper
LIFE IS GOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:29, archived)
# ALSO: SICK
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:12, archived)
# aaaaaaaaahhhhahhhhahh ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:28, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Feb 2010, 4:30, archived)
# It's not a Cylon?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:54, archived)
# BEWARE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:56, archived)
# It's OK, the visitors will save us.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:26, archived)
# That may be so, but it will leave us with thier horrid 80's hairstyles.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:42, archived)
# ELECTRONIC PENCIL INPUT DEVICE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:34, archived)
# Aha!
So you've been listening to the Fall. Don't know that particular song, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:38, archived)
# Incorrect, human.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:40, archived)
# SYNTAX ERROR
Correct answer is: "YES I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THE FALL AND NOW MY LIFE IS COMPLETE, TA."

Or something like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:45, archived)
# TODAY I LISTENED TO A LOT OF MUSIC.
RIGHT NOW I'M PLAYING DRUM'S NOT DEAD BY LIARS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:47, archived)
# In more peaceful moments,
"Listen To The Lion" by Van Morrison might be worth a go.

Alternatively, you could advise me to shove these recommendations right back up my arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:54, archived)
# My profile is usually a good indication of the past weeks top albums. And damn, if you think I'll like something I'd be a jerk not to try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:59, archived)
# Your last.fm profile
reads like a paradigm of Rough Trade East's favourite customer. A good indication of the past week's top albums? Jog on ;)
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:18, archived)
# WORK IT OUT WITH A PENCIL
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:45, archived)
# ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY BANANA AGAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 3:48, archived)
# I want a second opinion
catandgirl.com/?p=2340
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:34, archived)
# Which one of you cunts put the flames on this?
Photobucket
I can't remember.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:35, archived)
# it wasn't me.
 
(but she caught me on the counter)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:41, archived)
# I was only posting it for attention
thanks man.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:59, archived)
# WHY SHOULD SHE BELIEVE ME?
WHEN I TOLD HER IT WASN'T ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:01, archived)
# Ask Shaggy
he rules at shagging, I heard.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 5:03, archived)
# That would have been me old chap.
(Cakie So very tired..., Wed 10 Feb 2010, 8:54, archived)
# Ta very much
twas a mighty fine remix.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 9:14, archived)
# :D fuckyesbookmarked.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 10 Feb 2010, 4:41, archived)