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# BLAIR AND BROWN'S SOCIALIST DEATHCAMP
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:41, archived)
# yeah,
poor people are terrible.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:43, archived)
# They should be hanged for persistent poverty.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Hanging is too good for them
Who'd pay for the rope? US! That's who!
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:05, archived)
# Do you read the Daily Mail?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# COVER TO COVER
EVERY DAY
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:44, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:45, archived)
# In truth I do read their website at least once a week
It's the only paper apart from the times that covers criminal law, however, I'm not sure I'd want to read the rest of it.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Their website has nice big source pics
suitable for 'shopping.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)
# Pretty sure they brought that in for the pictures of celebrities in bikinis
Still, positive externalities.
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# MVP PIFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:56, archived)
# becuase!
sad irony is.. they probably will.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Where does the queue start
to fuck a teacher (or doctor.. I'm not fussy?)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:47, archived)
# not too fussy,
as long as it's not a lawyer.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Why are lawyers great in bed? A. They get so much practice screwing people
Badoom.... tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob the mul Don't look at me that way, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:52, archived)
# I'm a teacher!
*Gets in queue*
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Nothing more enjoyable than subsisting on a third of minimum wage while your self-esteem seeps like a purulent sore into the congealed plughole of your dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:50, archived)
# stop it you're turning me on.
also:

www.box.net/shared/o14cnqbdlj

I combined yours with felix's although one of them got reversed... die you dick 10 :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:58, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# It's gone all textural.
Next!

I'll wait a round or two before adding
some more things in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:22, archived)
# i do find this rarther much fun
I had one noise in but my sound card couldn;t cope with it so it bottomed everything out into static.. which was quite sad because on it's own that noise was beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# yeah I've still got a lot to learn about mixing
mushing it down to two tracks with the quick mix command no longer sounds quite right

but is much fun, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Time to move up a tool level then.
www.mutools.com/downloads.html

I have links to some others if that won't work for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# crikey..
even the free version looks pretty good.

still not gonna run before I can walk, I'm only just learning Audacity
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Good step up for you.
You should try it for your final mixes and keep playing in your editor.
Built in audio editor is not as feature rich as Audacity, so you may
find you won't switch, just be adding another tool in the workflow.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:27, archived)
# the programming and sequencing capability, I'm definitely going to need.
 
oh yes
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:01, archived)
# A microsynth building kit is in there too.
Wire up your own synths from component parts in
the 'deep editor' for the built in MuSynth. Bunch of
other neat things in there that are very useful too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 22:11, archived)
# FUCKING HELL MAN
just been reading the documentation, I'm in love!

this almost makes me want to get a decent home PC, I don't have time for all this on the work machine
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Feb 2010, 0:58, archived)
# piss-sticks, just realised I missed the continuation of the original thread
www.b3ta.com/board/9911455
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:10, archived)
# hammer the other ones into it :D
swhat I'd do :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:23, archived)
# oh you betcha
unfortunately Felix's filedropper ones are gone, but Discomeats nasty drums are now added to the folder..
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:24, archived)
# oh wow fucking hell
this is a monster!

/contemplates next move
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# I just ran this bloke through the benefits website to see what would happen
I was as unpleasant as I could be.

Child Tax Credit £53.41
Housing Benefit £69.05 per week
Council Tax Benefit £0.96
Child Benefit £20.00 per week
Total weekly income £143.42 per week
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Christ
seriously? I knew I'd got something wrong by not claiming a bean over the past 30 years, but not that fucking wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:03, archived)
# In defence of my fictional bloke
He was paying £300 a month and fuck all council tax with an unemployed wife and two dependants.

If I hadn't rushed through it selecting the lowest common denominator for everything he would have been entitled to an awful lot more.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Actually in his pocket that's about a tenner a day
to support two adults and two children.

I know a very wealthy man indeed whose company is currently in "product development" and has been for about four years. For every £1 he pays in corporation tax he gets £1.75 back.

As a director he doesn't have to pay himself minimum wage so pays himself £1 per hour.

People like him cost us a damn sight more than your fictional bloke and all those like him.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# I dare-say his partner could claim support as well.
I told the calculator that he had a wife.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Maybe it's taken that into account.
poor fictional man...
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# you have to make a joint claim.
that would be the total for the two of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:29, archived)
# I'd still rather it went to him
than the rich cunts who bleed us of far more because they can afford accountants who know how the system works.

Benefits in this country are pitiful compared to most of western Europe and it's because our poor are so poor that our economy tends to go into recession before others, goes in deeper and takes longer to recover.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:32, archived)
# ^ This.
When you read about how much Tesco and other large corporations avoid in tax by importing goods through several countries between source and the UK it makes benefit fraud pale into insignificance.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:55, archived)
# or when you read about how much the Iraq war cost(s).
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Not just large corporations.
I'm a partner in a fairly successful company and if we took advantage of every loophole and grey area we'd be paying next to no tax. All the partners are old lefties so we don't mind coughing and indeed can afford to.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I'm intent on paying no tax ever again myself,
by liberal use of Giftaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:08, archived)
# That could just work!
We're a funny bunch in the UK, we want American levels of taxation and European levels of service.

I travel quite a lot and really we don't know how good we have it here.
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:14, archived)
# It's true.
No matter how corrupt we think our lot are they are nothing compared to some of what's out there.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:17, archived)
# it is a flawless plan
so long as you don't mind donating so much to charity that it leaves you with little more than your 6k a year allowance. You get 28% back on whatever you donate though, I'll have to work it out.

EDIT: it actually leaves you with slightly less than your allowance, after N.I.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 21:20, archived)
# leaving him with £74.19 a week
wow, I'm such a sucker for having a job that pays me more than that in a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:17, archived)
# minimum wage is £5.80 an hour.
9-5 @ £5.80 five days a week = £232.00

232.00 divided by 143 = 1.6
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:04, archived)
# yeah but that's between two adults,
so call it 3.2 before you even think of the children.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I'm sure they'd over estimate one pay day and force him into further debt for a few years.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 20:25, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Tue 16 Feb 2010, 19:55, archived)