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[challenge entry] I know this is bindunned, but what the hell...

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(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:29, archived)
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www.b3ta.com/board/9938030
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:30, archived)
# A short film about robots falling in love?
Tell me more!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
#
www.imdb.com/title/tt1571404/
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Wall-E wasn't short.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Bindun? I dunno.
But I have one hooked up right now, thanks!

*hic*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Well done!
OMG Riverghost did it. Same source pics too. Whoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# you can never* have too much intravenous vodka


*may not be true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:31, archived)
# Oh, it is true.
Oh yes. Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:33, archived)
# what is your view on the cola enema?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Shake the bottle up first
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# And drop in some Mentos
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# that'll do it
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# You'd certainly be cleaned out quite nicely
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# The future of commuter travel
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# eeeww
as i told my friend when his cat got run over, there's nothing worse than flat pepsi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Diet pepsi is the foulest of foul things.
Pepsi max, on the other hand, is my favourite of all cola flavoured beverages.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# dr. pepper FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# That's not cola. But it is the fizziest substance known to man, for 20 seconds after the can's been opened.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# it's lovely
but for instant thirst-quenching, i suggest lilt. you can down a can without stopping to burp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I haven't had lilt in years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# i have a can now and then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# ^^ THIS
Dr Pepper and Irn Bru fuelled my degree and my first baby-steps into the world of research. I don't dare drink Irn Bru anymore. I think it strips the lining off my stomach. Plus it turns your tongue orange and does naughty things to your teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# it's meant to taste nice with whisky
which i wouldn't drink if you paid me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# Irn Bru and vodka works well
I never tried it with whisky. You'd have to use some cheap rubbish like Teachers or Bells or Grouse. I'd have to kill myself if I tried it with something decent.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# i can't stand whisky
alcohol poisoning isn't nice :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# aww no
i love whisky. i'm not drinking it at the minute because of the strength of the alcohol, but i love it regardless. right now i get high on the fumes.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:13, archived)
# last time i drank it
it was homebrew. didn't find that out until it was too late
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Actually, I really fucking love ginger beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:48, archived)
# idris ginger beer is lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Me too
Still worried about what effect it might have on my stomach, mind.

/Had a stomach ulcer blog :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Does ginger strip stomach lining? I could imagine it not doing much good to an existing ucler.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:56, archived)
# It's more just the acid
fizzy drinks have acid. Plus, fizz feels horrible on my stomach at the minute :(
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:12, archived)
# :( No more refreshers for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Well, not right now
but my Granddad had ulcers too and he ate curries and drank whisky till he died - which wasn't of his ulcer. So things will settle. THEN I SHALL GO REFRESHER MAD.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Well, I'm not overly keen.
'Downstairs Irrigation' with over-sugared soda doesn't really rock my world.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# so you'd be a diet coke man, then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Diet anything is an instant no-no.
/allergic to Aspartame blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# poor thing :(
i prefer diet drinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Makes me hellish ill
:(
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# just stick to vodka
you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Actually,
This evening's tipple is already chilled in the fridge.

Nice bottle of Saumur Champigny. Nom!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# i have a feeling
this evening's tipple will consist solely of pg's finest
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# The sugar gives you chronic sticky bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Use coke zero
muppet!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Have you TASTED coke zero? Would you have that shoved up your bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# I'd rather have it in my bumhole than in my mouth!

Errr hang on, that came out wrong....
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Bwahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:44, archived)
# ^ and if that's MY stats page quote we'll know for a fact these things aren't really random...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# *bribes Rob to make it so*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I hope that becomes your stat page quote
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Tastes like it came from there in the first place
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# CSB
yes can be nasty that
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:39, archived)
# don't you shave your ringpiece?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:40, archived)
# You can't shave your colon.
It's bumhole all the way in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:41, archived)
# *image*
*shudders*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# you need to find a curious young man
with a long tongue and very few standards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# *raises hand*
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# I'd be careful around pandering to Smash. She'll leave you a dry and empty husk of your former self.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# you'd better believe it ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# i shouldn't have taken those senokot
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:52, archived)
# and on that bum note
my new phone has arrived I'm off for a play

ta ta one and all
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
# have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# May that be your stats page quote
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:42, archived)
# ^ this
HARD
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:43, archived)
# you know, i rather hope it is.
i think i was your stats quote the other day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:45, archived)
# Mine's a silly borg pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:46, archived)
# *checks*
so it is
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:51, archived)
# I don't currently have one
a situation that I suspect will change the next time it's updated
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:53, archived)
# make it a good one
by posting randomness throughout the day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# dinoborg!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:57, archived)
# I haven't decided if this dino is female or not yet.
I think it was the bath picture that confused me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:58, archived)
# looks male to me
female dinosaurs are purple or green, male dinosaurs are red or brown
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Really?
see above.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:02, archived)
# he likes to play with bath toys?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:04, archived)
# >.<
I still think it might be a she. Will have to see how it turns out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:05, archived)
# let me know what you decide
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:07, archived)
# The others are all definitely boys. They could use a smurfette.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:11, archived)
# And how is this dangerous?
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:34, archived)
# It's not a very big bag
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:35, archived)
# hee hee
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Gimme 70cl, stat!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 1 Mar 2010, 18:10, archived)