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[challenge entry] Carl touched me as he made this


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(the late review taught Will Self English, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# My girlfriend just came up to me and said "Take off my shirt"
So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt.
"Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my tights, bra, and panties." I took them off.
Then she looked at me and said, "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again."
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# *slaps bald head*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# *slaps*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# *b'dum tsch*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# get out now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# she only said it cos you look better in them
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# A classic.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Oh man, I didn't even see that coming
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:42, archived)
# this why I love my wife
She doesn't mind ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:57, archived)
# haha
www.youtube.com/watch?v=flgBTeuFVJQ (NSFW ish)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# NORKLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Hahahaha...

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# :D
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# This is wrong. Wrong!
Ernie drove the FASTEST milkcart in the west.
nicely done and clickyclick!
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
# I work with his great-niece
she loves BH impressions
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Oh wow!
He was a national treasure and it's one of life's great tragedies that his work was so unfashionable when he passed :(
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 11:12, archived)
# There's a bomb on a bus
and it'll go off if Benny and the nurses drop below 50 mph.
(Raki, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 7:13, archived)