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# Sargant told me to post this, exactly this.
I haven't seen what it is. I trust him.
clicky
Edit:Resized for frontpage.

[mod edit - don't trust sargant. next time he waves his detached head above his shoulders, steal it and flush it down the loo]

Edit:haha, nice mod edit :B

[mod edit - thankyou.]

Edit:blimey, an edit conversation. Never encountered that before.
Kind of creepy.

[boo!]

Edit:Holy Gobshite!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:51, archived)
# Well played him.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# i'm laughing so hard
my lips aren't moving
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# don't
trust
sargant

edit: still can't see it
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# um
clue's in the filename

THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH IT IT'S TOTALLY SFW!!!
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# It's just as SFW as they come
...being that NOTHING IS THERE and THERE NEVER WILL BE because IT WAS A PRACTICAL JOKE.
That is all.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# it's a big
transparent gif that was huge and taking up most of the space in the known world. There was nothing to see. I believe that was the joke.

move along, etc etc etc
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# heh
its been done

I can't stop laughing

your all yoo and way

I'm at my brothers house on his pc.

first of all i got 404'd from B3ta.

then his trial version of photoshop had run out.

gutted.

i even took a screen grab of the 404 screen with the pop-up photoshop "fuck off - trial expired" banner.

but i haven't got any image manipulation tools.

then the 404 went away.

and everyone's posting in ascii.

what more can i say.

yoo and way
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:52, archived)
# the fact that it's too big even to see
might give you a clue that he's not to be trusted.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# Tit!
The ritual beating will commence shortly.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# The one called Sargant
may not be entirely trustworthy...
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:53, archived)
# resize it.
so it can fit on the front page. go on.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# i have done
and am awaiting the magic donkey's approval.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# hahahhahahhahhah
ha

it was only 8-hundred-and-summat-bytes
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# arf!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# CLEAR BOX
CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX CLEAR BOX

the fact it's called "clearbox.gif" would be a huge clue to most people.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:04, archived)
# i can't help it
i intrinsically trust him.
He probed my brain i think.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:08, archived)
# Never trust anybody.
Especially on April Fool's Day
Er... do you have April Fool's Day in the UK?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:09, archived)
# we
invented it.
Indirectly.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:10, archived)
# Ah ha...
I just had to wonder, being that you fell for it and all. ;)
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# i only semi fell for it
i knew it was blank, but i thought that it might have some special doo dah when highlighted or something.
I was not sure.
I still am not.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:14, archived)
# Oh, ok...
that would be quite some trick... now you've got me wondering if I could do something like that. Wait, no. No I can't.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:15, archived)
# Yes
but only until noon.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:11, archived)
# after which point the joker becomes the fool.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:13, archived)
# so...
Sargant is the fool in this case?
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:17, archived)
# You're safe,
amigo.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:21, archived)
# hmph
you can be a tit sometimes.
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:54, archived)
# your post
appears to be breaking my browser. i've had to switch images off!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:56, archived)
# DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!
(, Tue 1 Apr 2003, 23:58, archived)
# i quite liked it that size
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)
# please
don't try and break the board.
(, Wed 2 Apr 2003, 0:01, archived)