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# Well, somebody twat somebody.
I'm easily bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# it wasn't exactly a twatting,
but were you here when mu busted Oscar?
That was pretty sweet.
see, I've done it again - said something nice. I'm getting good at this.
If only I could get out of the habit of using small text and dots so much......
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# small text and dots are cool, its like morse code
..-..-....-.-- .. .. - ...

beep beep beeeep
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# sometimes i hope i can catch someone damaging something on my property so i can give them a right hiding
still waiting for the day, should be fun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:23, archived)
# with a weapon?
or are you more of a 'hands on' vigilante?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# oh hands, defo hands
but a wooden stick is nice too, a smallish one which they can't grab from you as you swing at them.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:29, archived)
# I think I'd go straight for a hammer.
Once they were down and helpless, probably take my time.
You know; elbows, eyegouges, that kind of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# indeed, stamp on their hands too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
# I have (legally) automatic weapons
I'd still go for hammers.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# "Hands on" his own fucking genitalia, maybe.
(Shit, did I just say that out loud? Sorry, it just made me smirk when I thought of it)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:33, archived)
# ooh
You're just looking for trouble tonight, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Not particularly. Just in a whimsical frame of mind.
Look how far it got me merely by suggesting you were hard to please!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# hmm
I feel I'm often misunderstood here.
Maybe I should use more emoticons.
!¬}--(*)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# they're off it now
i just finished

*wipes brow*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)