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# *fears the evil chequered cake*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# *cowers behind Gruntfuttock in equal fear*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Here, Archie...
I've got some marzipan-proof bio-hazard suits... quick!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *dons suit*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# No, I've got you your own...
Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# ba...
...dum
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# *puts suit on*
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Hail to the mighty Battenburg, King of Cakes
can't stand marzipan myself
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
#
King of Cakes The UK's cheapest emetic.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Some say marzipan is formulated with the vomit of tortured kittens
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# All we know is, it's called
The Sick....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# cue old joke about my mum making christmas cake with tamazipan by mistake
it was a quiet christmas that year

etc
etc
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# marzipan/battenberg = win
cake joke:

"There's only one kind of cake I don't like"
"What's that?"
"Stomachache"

/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# *flicks your ear*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# get off! I need that!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:32, archived)
# I summon thee, evil chequered cake!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Not even the Masons are into that sort of evil magic
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hmmmm
that's excatly what they want us to think...*conspiracies*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# The Illuminati invented the Chocolate Swiss Roll in 1810
Then ate far too much and became the Very Ill-uminati.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Caaaaaaaaaake
*choral music*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# I love this.
not so keen on pink and yellow cakes though
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Wed 24 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)