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busy with work, but I thought I'd stop by

a little something for the challenge...
EDIT: Since even my wife is confused by this joke... My inspiration: "It tastes like chicken!" (the ages-old cliche) or, from the Matrix, "Have you ever wondered why everything always tastes like chicken?"

(tookishlad, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:06, archived)

i'm going to invent apple pi...

...because pi is neverending, and i think that would be such a bonus. we could overcome world hunger.

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:08, archived)

oooo

you are genius :) .... need a hand ?

mmmmmm infinate pi

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Xkimo was at work on, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:30, archived)

please.

we can be partners.

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:49, archived)

Looks like chicken

Woo!

Night y'all!

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:08, archived)

Night.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:11, archived)

night

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:15, archived)

gooood

night

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:18, archived)

night night.

i've just been reading this week's "question of the week" entries, and i'm not sure how many of them i believe. i voted for for one of them randomly to see what would happen, and the answer was... not much. it's all somewhat confuddling.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:33, archived)

well drawn

and very funny
WYH!

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:17, archived)

i understood it sorry, i was just musing over my use of mezotint in the post below

i think i prefer it without now

bloody top punnage! wooyay

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:25, archived)

really.

it's very late and i find that somewhat confusing.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:29, archived)

What should I do?

(10011, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:03, archived)

???or maybe I should have said "Wank".

(10011, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:12, archived)

ok now this really is the last one (tonight)

without my mashing

and yes i know it's big

previously:
fractal man
fractal girl (aka. linkbot apparently)
fractal fonze
franctal monster

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:00, archived)

where

are you getting the source images from?

i'm up late. UT2K4 is very nice....

edit. i do apologise, where _are_ my manners. they're all most woo some and yay inducing.

(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:03, archived)

i'm making the source images

that's most of the point ;)

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)

well,

i thought you probbaly were, but...[excuse="lame"]its late and i'm still on hols from uni, so i havent engaged brain[/excuse]

ok... what are you using to make them? (kinda what i meant to ask in the first place)

(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:08, archived)

a couple of things

but this was part photoshop, part ultra fractal and one of the layers was from your program (i zoomed in randomly and ended up with a shot i liked so i retouched it)

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)

cool, sounds good

sorry, you'd probably mentioned ultra fractal earlier. i'm just half asleep. is the java program working any better now for you? If u like you can have the source after i've passed this year at uni.

(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:17, archived)

whilst i might be able to work out how the mandlebrot side works i'll never be able to do/understand gui programming

it's kind of working, just a bit temperamental... still a neat little idea though!

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:23, archived)

Can't quite see it

but nonetheless - WOO!

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:04, archived)

that's great! now let's see if i can manage to upload this...

which, considering how long it took me to manage to join, is unlikely...

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:04, archived)

EOO!!!

eoo

(Corn Dog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:19, archived)

that be

neato

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)

I AM A ZOMBIE

This is what I've been doing all night instead of homework.

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:50, archived)

Bah! Who needs homework!

Woo to zombies!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:52, archived)

wowzers! top shoppage

and even sunshine elephant might be unnerved by that

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:52, archived)

Shoppage?

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)

blimeh, prepare for a slap there!

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:55, archived)

"Shoppage"

More properly known as "Potato-Sloppage".

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:58, archived)

Shoppage

Such as "Nice shoppagery!"
or
"Tip Top Shop!"
or
"Ship Shape Shopparily!"

Everything here makes perfect sense.
You see son, in order to win, you must first surrender.

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:21, archived)

nah, I doubt it

I've seen him "I would" far worse than that!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:55, archived)

it's the whole "braaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnnnsssssssssssssss"

bit which might leave him cold

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:57, archived)

Well yeah

she'd see absolutely nothing in him.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:58, archived)

what or who?

sorry

*how rude of me, have a belated woo

/coat

('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:52, archived)

that be

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)

oops

*goes red*
*mumbles* so sorry, I wont do that again

('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:55, archived)

here's me normally

I really hope I'm not that bad...

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:59, archived)

*loads up photoshop*

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:01, archived)

race ya

('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:02, archived)

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:12, archived)

oooh

yaaaay

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)

argh...lost

damn my strive for perfection

('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:20, archived)

YAAAAY

you both rock my world

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:22, archived)

can i jazz it instead?

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:24, archived)

I'd rather jack

('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:25, archived)

thats my first gothic pic, that is

even 'though I have a friend who looks like the lady in it

('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:24, archived)

may I

show this to everyone that I know as long as I give you credit?

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:28, archived)

yup please do

Its on ukdragon so you might want to lift it onto your pc.
(It was fun to do a quick shop and not make a right mess of it.)

('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:32, archived)

no, not at all

('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:01, archived)

Eye

wood

(if it's not too disrespectful)

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:02, archived)

foot in mouth

quiz it, quiz it hard

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)

I have altered it.... honest!

Is it me, or do sheep with polar-bear heads still look exactly like sheep?

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:44, archived)

is it furtive with a sheep's body

or a sheep with furtive's head?

(Corn Dog, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:46, archived)

and the lamb

is missing a leg

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:48, archived)

You are correct sir,

I was worried that a sheep with a polar bears head still looked like a sheep... I thought maybe I'd uncovered a great secret of nature, that polar bears are in fact big angry sheep!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:54, archived)

bah, my FTP client's gone wanky

anyway, night all

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:48, archived)

gnight

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:49, archived)

oh no wait, i have to deal with old people tomorrow

hardly strenuous, i'll stay up another hour or so

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:51, archived)

lovely

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Funtastic Pony Magic, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:52, archived)

night.

edit: I retract this farewell.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:51, archived)

night night...

i'm away too... night all... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:52, archived)

night night you mad fool

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)

Night.

You big lager swilling tramp you.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:54, archived)

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Kaiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:05, archived)

My eyes did something then

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:06, archived)

The face enlightened me so much.

(Saturnn, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:42, archived)

Is there a bandwagon now?

(Amer3tan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:44, archived)

I don't know,

but these remind me alot of Aphex Twin!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:45, archived)

Well spotted.

And now im thinking about obscenely ugly people in white bikinis dancing while profane black people drive around in a Mazda MX-5

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:47, archived)

hehehehe

Ahhh... If only Richard Cunningham made all music videos, the world would be a better place*

*may not be entirely true

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:51, archived)

I just clocked something,

how long have you been wearing that b3ta t-shirt, haven't you started to pen & ink just a tad yet?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)

Oh god yes...

it's started to disolve!

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:00, archived)

ron

howard directed the window licker video?

(sunny chiba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:55, archived)

Doh!

I meant Chris Cunningham!
shit....

*looks stupid

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:01, archived)

Right,

i'm off to bed, if i had a digital camera i would take a photo of the bed i'm about to crawl into (its covered in course work and hasn't been made in two days) but my camera was robbed in amsterdam so heres a pearoast of internet explorer pinball:

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:32, archived)

How clever.

Night. And please dont talk about coursework, I may start to feel guilty and do some of my own.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:34, archived)

i didn't say i'd done any

in fact i didn't even say it was mine!

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:35, archived)

See,

you've just reminded me that I agreed to re-write my ex-girlfriends massive hospitality management essay this weekend. Not good.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:36, archived)

sthats your silly fault

but she did bump you while you watched your favourite film, so maybe you owe her that

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:38, archived)

Oh no, this is my ex,

I took her while 51st State was on, which is my second favourite film. I was talking about my new bird earlier.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:40, archived)

I'm eating a sausage sandwich after coming back from a night out

1. I don't get bumped as often as i should
2. Coursework?
3. Yum

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:42, archived)

Ho Hum

you've missed quite a lot tonight, we discovered what happens to dead animals at the side of the road, why you would never take drugs if you knew the truth about gorillas, why manatees are bastards when they get behind the wheel of a hackney carriage and much much more

its all here in this handy pamphlet

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:45, archived)

*bawls eyes out*

I go out for 1 night and i missed all that?

The other night i was on here from 12pm to 0730am, refreshing evry other minute (i had an essay to do)

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:47, archived)

wow

me too!

(sunny chiba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:56, archived)

Really?

(bawling eyes out or the whole day being awake?)

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:58, archived)

new bird?

51st state was on last night, you move quick my friend...you promised your ex? ha, and your actually gonna do it?

before i go, where in brum r u from... i am also from the lovely city

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:42, archived)

Marston Green, Solihull

Bout 2 miles from the NEC but its shorter if you walk across the cow field to the footpath by the railway line/airport and go through B'ham International Station and over the skywalk. For a more general sort of idea, think South East of Brum.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:44, archived)

i know it well, my girfriend lives there...

... but we will end this conversation here as you may have bumped her to one of your favourite movies aswell

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:46, archived)

Ahahahahaha

I seriously doubt it, my charms havent gone done too well in Birmingham. Coventry however, is a different story.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:49, archived)

My best mate is from cov (everybodys bumped her)

the cow field of which you speak is THE best place to get stoned in the whole of brum, if you mean the one right at the end of the runway, very wayne's world

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:51, archived)

There is one right next to my house, (sort of, there is an estate built on half of it now)

and I think you mean the one that used to be the old golf course but is now Sheldon Country Park. I broke my collar bone falling off my bike there and got a ride home in a police car, WOO YAY!

edit: the two places are at opposite ends of the village.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:57, archived)

Did there used to be

a hospital on said field?

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:05, archived)

No. Tis/was a cow field, has been since medieval times.

The old golf course stretches from Marston Green train station, round the airport perimeter to the A45 in Sheldon and towards some childrens farm thingy. The only field that had a hospital that i know of is more going towards Chelmsley Wood which had the site of the Chelmsley Hospital on it (some is still standing) but thats not underneath the flight path.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)

yeah i've got my medieval flight paths in a twist

my g/f is more chemsley wood, but marston green is the nearest place with shops and people, and as i'm not from round them parts it all sort of merges into one big place that i just refer to as solihull

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:11, archived)

ROLFMAYO

Marston Green is the nearest place with shops and people? How delightfully funny. Its turning into chav central round there now. Not as bad as Chelmsley but whenever I go home, the chavs have either bought scooters or learnt to drive and it worries me.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:14, archived)

Yeah

they tend to congregate outside the chippy / chinese and ask you to by booze from that little newsagents at the end. Luckily my girlfriend scares them off. See i do know what i'm talking about sometimes

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:18, archived)

Indeed you do.

Although they have never asked me to buy stuff. I lie, actually they did want me to buy fags for them but I kindly explained that it wasnt in my nature to purchase homosexuals for minors and carried on about my business. There are a few other places they hang around and I could explain them all but its a very complicated system based on age and chaviness rating or gang respect or something and you probably wouldnt know where I meant anyway.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:22, archived)

ha ha ha

what are we talking about?

Its almost an hour since i said night so i'm gonna go, but i'll meet you outside barclays on saturday... bring your scooter and your burberry cap, failing that i'll see you on the boards in a couple of days (i'm off to leeds tomorrow)

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:25, archived)

I'd be closer to you tomorrow then,

I'm in Huddersfield. I had noticed how long it had been. Sorry about that. I'll see you around the boards I guess.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:26, archived)

no appologies needed

over and out

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:29, archived)

I'm from Tamworth

chav town if ever there was one

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:48, archived)

Sutton Coldfield here

so i'm half way between the two of you, take a left at the end of my road to tamworth, right to solihull

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:49, archived)

Ive only been there once,

to go tobogganing at the snowdome, unless of course you count Drayton Manor which I have been to at least 11 times now.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:50, archived)

It sucks there (Drayton Manor)

I've been tobogganing a few years back now. I did rally stylee turns at the bottom, fell out, nearly got my eyes gauged out by a learner skier.

Also, i work at the cinema

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:52, archived)

I smell

a B3tamingham meet!?

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)

I smell

my sausage sandwich (which i lef tin the end because i don't really like sausages. (they were on offer))

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:54, archived)

Damn right!

Ive been totally disheartened by the fact that there are never meets near to me.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:55, archived)

definately worth looking into

as soon as all this crappy uni stuff is out of the way

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:57, archived)

The one with the Big Guitar?

And all the country music?

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:57, archived)

no, sorry

thats gone right over my head

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:00, archived)

Me too

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:03, archived)

he's replying to you

right?

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:05, archived)

yessy

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Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:07, archived)

is tamworth famous

for its guitars and country music?

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:13, archived)

How

very post modern surrealist. I want what you are smoking.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:01, archived)

I have

51st State on DVD dontchaknow & we split up at the beginning of February.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:45, archived)

i get angry

Rather Easily

(InsaneKingKong Terrorizes cities, but leaves polite calling cards, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:19, archived)

TIME STAMP 10.25.1787

ESTIMATED TIME TO GOATSE HAND IMPLANT
402.288

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:21, archived)

it won't be that long.

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:30, archived)

I figured i'd try one of these

it didn't quite turn out as well as i had hoped, but here it is anyway...

Bonus points go to anyone who can identify who the source was
edit: yes it was indeed halle berry

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:14, archived)

Going by the hair, Halle Berry?

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:15, archived)

yes

it is she

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)

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Kaiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:44, archived)

hahahah

that made me laugh loudly

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:45, archived)

haha!

yay to all :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:50, archived)

Halle Berry?

edit: Good effort though, certainly better than I could do, Ive never tried anything like that. I think the problem is the tiger nose pointing the opposite way to where hers should be facing.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:15, archived)

yeah i noticed that after i finished it...

ahh well... i still think this one is better though...

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:18, archived)

Oh, pretty.

What big cat is that?

edit: no seriously, I'm interested and it'll piss me off if i dont find out now, none of this "i would" malarkey.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:19, archived)

that would be a cougar

and more bonus points go to whoever can identify the source female for that pic

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:20, archived)

Knew it looked familar, thanks.

Is it Gillian Anderson?

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:21, archived)

ooooh

ding ding ding! we have a winner!

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:22, archived)

Buzzzzzzzzzzing.

Im Steve and I feel great. Come on, hit me.

/nutrigrain

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:23, archived)

okay then, if you insist...

*THWACK*

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:24, archived)

Owwww,.

I forgot, im not Steve and you really do have those extendable admantium claws.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:25, archived)

Ha ha ha

i forgot to say earlier, search google images for crumpet... without safe search, there is a pic of gillian anderson amongst others (such as lorraine kelly???)

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:26, archived)

Cougars make lovely big cat/lady hybrids

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:49, archived)

they certainly do

woo to you!

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:55, archived)

Too late for a pussycat bandwagon?

(evodan, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:51, archived)

looks like a puma to me.

or cougar, or catamount, or whatever you want to call it.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:20, archived)

you are correct

ms anarchistic feline

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:21, archived)

huzzah.

i'm not actually here.
i'm working on my paper.
right now.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:22, archived)

of course you aren't

you have a highly complicated AppleScript simulation that responds in your absence

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:23, archived)

just so.

it's better than subservient chicken.

and the pic is lurvly, by the by. very nice soft feathery blending bits. extra points for cat usage.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:24, archived)

thanks

i think i will have to take another crack at it at some point, i was just feeling silly for not using photoshop in a couple weeks

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:25, archived)

i think my photoshopping has probably atrophied by this point.

alas, alas.

and now back to the american myth of genius and how it relates to the portrayal of the hero in batman comics from the 1930s and the watchmen.
gah.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:26, archived)

Hello.

I've not seen you for a couple of weeks, whether it be through fate or bad luck or whatnot.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:22, archived)

through the evils of WORK.

interestingly, in one of my slacking-in-starbucks moments, i actually drew a bunch of the names on my list, yours included.
but they won't get online until i'm done here, which will be... sometime after the 26th.

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TheFelineAnarchist, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:23, archived)

Not a problem.

Thankees in advance, I wait in anticipation with baited breath. Good luck with the work.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:24, archived)

am i getting close to the top?

/good luck with whatever it is you are doing

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Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:29, archived)

halle berry?

oh and a tiger?

very woo, source pics weren't quite alligned though

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)

yeah i noticed the alignment issues

thanks though... it was more experimental than anything

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)

david lee roth?

/wild stab in the dark

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100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)

best. response. ever.

hahahah

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rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:22, archived)

Pat

Benatar?

Woo to the pic!

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)

everywhere he turned, he was getting banned

/sorry

(sunny chiba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)

hehehe

What was it?
Was it a beer? A blunt? A wet goose?
WHAT??!?!?

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:07, archived)

look closer

its not just a manatee driving a taxi...

(sunny chiba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:10, archived)

ARGOS!

No argos in the cab!

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:12, archived)

YOU DEVIL!

*recoils*

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:12, archived)

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh

now i got it

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:13, archived)

I thought

it was the darlek reflected in the window at first!

(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)

I cant make it out

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)

good for your sake.

Move along, please. Nothing to see here.

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:17, archived)

You only needed to say that

and I alraedy knew what it was without looking again.

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:25, archived)

i don't know which weirder

daleks vs goatse... which is more likely to get a cab?

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:19, archived)

Oh god.

Thats the third time today. I dont think I can take any more.

*breaks down into tears*

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:15, archived)

The third time today

that you've witnessed a manatee refuse goatse a cab... what a day!

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:16, archived)

Yes,

the rudeness of manatees is something that troubles me deeply and causes unspeakable amounts of internal pain.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:18, archived)

Nooooooo!

Very woo pic. Yay and Houpla too.

But I can't believe you actually went through all the pain of shopping that reflection - I mean, you would have had to look at it while you pasted it in a layer, skewed it, etc etc etc. I just couldn't do it.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:53, archived)

hehe

that was the first and last time i use that image. my eyes are still burning after having it so close up as i was cutting it out...

(sunny chiba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:03, archived)

My work will get better, I promise

(zero, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:46, archived)

well - hello and welcome :)

pull up a kitten - you'll never leave...

but i really have to now - temporarily anyway..

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amaryllis, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:49, archived)

a woo to you,

new person

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b2 I'm not really here..., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:49, archived)

woo and welcome!

Now that you're here, I must let you know that you'll never leave.
:)

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:51, archived)

Not even

to relieve yourself. B3ta is the number 1 cause for the boom in sales of colostomy bags in the last 2 and a half years. 100% of speculation.

edit: Woo and welcome by the way.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:54, archived)

I've the diapers.

Seem to work just fine.

Baby powder controls the smell and reminds me of a favorite stripper named Brandi.

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:01, archived)

Pfffft

I found even that to be too much hassle. I had
my body surgically removed, and now I'm just
a head in a jar, plugged directly into b3ta.

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The Neville What what what, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:01, archived)

please don't make me laugh that loud again

everyone else is in bed

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)

Ive

done that a few times. What was worse was when I was wearing headphones, viewed the profile of someone who had Jump by Van Halen embedded in midi format and started singing along and air guitaring. I had a crowd of people wanting to hurt me because it was 3am.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:06, archived)

Thats the problem...

...headphones, that and the fact that its 10 past 2

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)

Woo

to disembodied heads, they rock. I think they deserve an animation. In fact that could be incoporated into a scary Kevin anim couldnt it? woo to him also, like me he is a Kev & should thusly be praised.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:09, archived)

Hello zero....

... I may have nightmares now.

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Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:53, archived)

gday

(Saturnn, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:15, archived)

haha... hello...

welcome to b3ta... :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:48, archived)

me too!

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amaryllis, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)

that's lovely.

sleep well.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)

I love that.

Its like a spiffy thing but with added woo sauce and yay relish.

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Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)

what i want to know is...

why is the cheshire cat grinning in the background?!

(poodle canoodle, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:51, archived)

I like that!

G'night

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)

absolutely f*ing beautiful

'night

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lemonhead, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:28, archived)

lovely...

night night...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:47, archived)

Couldn't resist . .

I'm really going now . . Night All :)

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Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)

night night you

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amaryllis, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:54, archived)

haha!

night night...

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:47, archived)

one last one as i head off to bed. This time at full size

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)

Trippy, man.

That'll give me top dreams.
G'night!

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)

Reminds me of a night i had once

with some mushrooms, the flaming lips, and windows media player visualisation

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:43, archived)

shitting crikey, i just changed a couple of vector algorithms and it's now considerably trippier

*saves for tomorrow*

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)

aaaaahhhhh go on

:-)

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:46, archived)

"Vector algorithms"?

Blimeh! That sounds a bit technical!
Are you some kind of Carol Vorderman style maths genius or something?

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DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:37, archived)

I really like that

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:54, archived)

your circle things got me playing with fractals

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:57, archived)

20 mins after you said goodnight

"you'll never leave"

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:01, archived)

Yay

I'm an inspiration!

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StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:03, archived)

I'm sure it's moving :P

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Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:56, archived)

that reminds me

Summer '92
Washington, DC
RFK stadium parking lot
2 hours before the Grateful Dead go on stage
Nitrous balloons in a too-hot VW campervan with my too-hot gf

*smiles*

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sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:10, archived)

i aim to please

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lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:14, archived)

yaaaaay!

fab.. night night :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:47, archived)

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