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# The Jackalawyer


Hopefully, she won't end up playing a vital part in a suit.
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:36, archived)
# what, a lawyer?
I get the feeling everyone here is whistling and looking in the other direction.
(lo.tech, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:23, archived)
# Looks like my lawyer.
But instead of a jackal would be a scumbag.
(I helped save b3ta! sof sof, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:24, archived)
# nice wig...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:46, archived)
# Oh look, Big Ron is waving goodbye...
...or is he???



Click for Big Ron


The Story
(AdrianJ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:34, archived)
# What is it he actually said?
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:37, archived)
# it was even worse than you would expect.
He turned to Clive Tyldsley, and called Desailly *cringe* "a fucking lazy nigger".

We'll be seeing you then Ron...
(Dallas_Colby, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:40, archived)
# Ooof
Anyone know what Tyldsley's reaction was?
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Stunned silence, I expect
Although Ronglish has been taken to a different level now. He brought us "lollipops", "early doors" and now "fucking lazy..."

i believe the Sunday Express are lining up a column for him as we speak...
(Dallas_Colby, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:45, archived)
# Yes
it will describe him as "outspoken".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Bloody hell!
He won't be getting a job with the UN then :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:48, archived)
# that's what i've been asking
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:40, archived)
# .
Lord help us
(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:37, archived)
# Can I help you...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
#
Look at me, Mammy! Don't you know me?
I'm your little baby!
I'd walk a million miles
For one of your smiles,
My Mammy!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
# brilliant
a very topical yet creative woo-yay to you.
(Dallas_Colby, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
# Brilliant.
More minstrels I say! More!
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:47, archived)
# I really don't know why
(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:22, archived)
# It needs no reason,
only a name. Can we throw it open to a public vote or is it named already?

(woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:24, archived)
# .
Go for the vote, its up for adoption too.
(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:27, archived)
# I have no money
with which to adopt it. In my pockets I currently have keys (flat and room), 1 prophylactic (unused), a packet of chewing gum and 7/12ths of a chocolte bourbon biscuit.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:30, archived)
# TJ:
doe anyone know o anyone who would have jacked my account? cos it got changed, it shud be fixed now
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:25, archived)
# ::nodding furtively
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Reciprocating
(furtively)
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:32, archived)
# pretending i never said anything about a joke i didn't get
furtively
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:33, archived)
# ill tell ya
if you have 'da rude stuff'
if not, just play along

/snicker

/edit OOKIE, scroll down to the other post
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:35, archived)
# N N N N N N
NNNIIIICCCCCEEEEE OOOONNNNEEEE BBBBBRRRRUUUUUVVVVVOOOOOOORRRRRRR!!!!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:40, archived)
# I said,
NNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCEEEEEE ONE.

*slams down phone*

Twat.

/HumanTraffic
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
# Correct
2 points
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)
# My favouritest film ever.
100% of FACT. Tis normally used to get me and mates in the party mood before going out.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:50, archived)
# Great ain't it?
trouble is my girlfriend had a bad experience with that film, some dodgy pills and an (imaginary) gorilla... so she can't stand watching it (she literally throws up if it comes on) which limits the amount of times i can view it some what
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:55, archived)
# How bizarre.
I have several other reasons to love it, also involving a girl (who I am now seeing), she came round and we were watching and became somewhat distracted. I'll spare everyone details but it makes my memories even fonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:59, archived)
# if she did the same things that the gorilla tried to do
you were in luck
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:02, archived)
# Bloody hell,
if you are suggesting what I think you are suggesting I'm strangely aroused extremely disturbed. No pills for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:04, archived)
# it was repatedly trying....
.....to sit on peoples laps, when i say repeatedly, apparently this started in the club, and didn't finish until she woke up in the morning
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:08, archived)
# See,
thats where government anti-drug campaigns fail, they never mention stuff like that, only that your dick will shrivel and you may suffer memory loss. No one gives a toss because its already inevitable but gorillas... another story entirely.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:11, archived)
# I dont
really get da rude stuff thing because it was rife on the board the day I came back after a weekend at home so I think I missed it. Was it the subject of some sign bandwagonage?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:40, archived)
# woo yay!
call it George!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:26, archived)
# It needs to be more regal.
I move that it have a double barrelled name and a title. E.g. Viscount George Chromatography-Suitcase (III)
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:28, archived)
# .
How about Abacus Shoes?
(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:29, archived)
# Definately Abacus.
I'm undecided on shoes. Anyone else?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)
# Abacus Bootstrap-Warner?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:32, archived)
# .
He sounds like a high flyer.
(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:33, archived)
# Oh yes,
I like that, 3 votes to pass it?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:33, archived)
# aye
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:35, archived)
# .
I'll vote in favour
(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:36, archived)
# I approve.
(I also woo)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)
# The Ayes have it
Isn't democracy wonderful?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:41, archived)
# Like
the morning dew sparkling as a million jewels on the fresh grass in Spring.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:42, archived)
# Abacus Bartholomew Venitia the 3rd . .
?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:33, archived)
# *GASPS*
There's a Quo documentary on S4C at just gone 2am!
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:33, archived)
# S4C?
What is this madness? And on the subject of the Quo, I was reading about them earlier on www.allmusic.com and under similar artists it listed Spinal Tap. Says it all really doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:36, archived)
# Arf!
Classic
S4C is indeed madness, it's a mixture between Welsh and Channel 4, usually meaning we get programs a week later than English folks, *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:39, archived)
# Ah, yes.
I knew I'd heard of it somewher before, my flatmate Tristan is Welsh, he has mentioned it a couple of times and proceeded to read out the tv listings in Welsh. Which prompted me to find an alternative use for the torque wrench I happened to be holding at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:44, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:54, archived)
# because it's fabulous, obviously!

(I helped save b3ta! DoctorGonzo should be more drunk, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 3:04, archived)
# Those bastards feed them secretly


edit: Ignore my spelling
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:22, archived)
# I knew someone had to be responsible!!
*cough* pigeon *cough*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:24, archived)
# Purrrine Corps
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)
# that
am brilliantly goodness!!
wooo!

/edit - psst...you're flying low...
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)
#
He's trying to catch mice ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:17, archived)
# Tiny
Tim is tiptoeing through the tulips?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:18, archived)
# iWould
Oh yeah baby.
(jacko_here just here has some ducks, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:17, archived)
# I
just saw your quotum mechanics picture in your profile, most impressive.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:20, archived)
# Yes sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:20, archived)
# That be
one well 'ard cat.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:22, archived)
# Well...
... i u sually don't TJ unless the pic is very goood, cuz i feel i have to give a woo, so you can feel honoured that not only do i give you a woo and two yays but i'm also jackin' your thread!

righty, i downloaded a mixtape off a user called "mixtape?" today, i'm assuming thats not therer rela name so does anybody know who it is (in =case they change their name) cuz i've been tapping my feet for the last hour and its proper bo i tell thee

-edit- jesus christ, i had trouble rereading that... good luck
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:23, archived)
# Hey can you do me a favor?
scream nice on brovvah a few times for me



/edit :-) no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:27, archived)
# nice one bruvvvooooorrrr
i said

NIIIICCCCEEEE OOOONNNEEEE BBBBRRRRUUUVVVVOOOOORRRR!
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:31, archived)
# didi has been punting a mix tape for a while now
(did it have some off speed vocals?)

called kitchen sink.

Does anyone know a good host (ie free) for audio?
('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:38, archived)
# haha...
very nice... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 2:43, archived)
# bed time...
...me thinks!

g'nite!

(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)
# Nite Nite :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)
# well
later all
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:19, archived)
# Me too . .
Night all :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)
# After being addicted to that virus game
and calling it quits at 3-3 (nevermind I Was about to lose again)

I join you in bed. nn all
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)
#


Both quick & nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# do you have the psd of that from the old kit?
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Just did that with the .JPG
from the new kit . .

My first Gothic . . I'm so proud :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# aaah, so you weren't being sarcastic
seconded
andi also second the woo
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)
# nightity night
my brain hurts now
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# night night!
i'll be off sortly too, early start tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)
# WOO!
lo and behold, just before i go to bed, i find a PNG of the american gothic source (one i must have used). i'll put it up tomorrow as a PSD :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)
# huzzah!
i still suspect there's a mirror of the meme kit that's been forgotten, i'm currently searching
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:12, archived)
# You really do have to ask, "Why are they laughing?".
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:09, archived)
# she's
got hold of his cock - just off camera!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Shit! That's one good reason.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)
# I find that pic strangely disturbing for some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Isn't that missing an oil derrick?
Woo for his treasonous smirky visage.
Now can we discuss why he sat in an elementary classroom during the WTC attack?
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# He was learning to spell 'wtc' .
(I helped save b3ta! Dogme, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:15, archived)
# mad cow.

click 4 bigger
my gallery
(Limpy713 Thu 21 Nov, 15:59, Tues 1 Oct, 05:22, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# How odd . .
Woo :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)
# tee hee hee!
Its COW! and he has a FUNNY HAT ON! hah! and he has magic powers....
and they say us Americans are hard to impress.
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:07, archived)
# cos
that was necessary. really.
(unless he'd offended you somewhere down the board and i've missed it)
(Fantastic Mr Porter is bored, and wishes it was, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I can't remember the last time i entered a compo
so heres this, based on a converstion i had while very drunk



Where do they go?
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# damn
good question! they're never there when you go back!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# well.... yea...
never seen that penguin in my life! I swears!
*looks over shoulders suspiciously*
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# They are collected
and then sewn together to make quilts for tramps.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# yet another idea
for a secret government agency
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Bloody hell,
it is? I certainly didnt intend it to be. The Department of Macabre Civil Servants Who Collect Roadkill And Sew It All Together To Make Tramp Bedding? (TDMCSWCRSIATTMTB) It does have a certain ring to it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
#

(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# If
for any strange reason the person who is supposed to judge the compo this week should have an unfortunate accident and I get asked to stand in, first place is yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)
# Yeah
One week the compo should be entitled "Personal jokes you shared on the board ar 1.15am"
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:14, archived)
# I entirely agree.
It would allow me to submit my 'Ninjas are teh sux0r' picture that I was using to bait Sattamassagana with. And several others .
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)
# nice pic
you forgot the Golden Arches on the truck though...

woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! rawr isn't really here., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# ha ha ha
McRoadkill
(pleasedeletemeplease, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)
# but how....
did a penguin appear in the middle of liverpool? Unless I'm mistaken, they migrate a bit further east through France.
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# The Council...
...have been told to cut cost in education. They scrape off the meaty bits and put it in school dinners.
(Che Grimsdale Best before:, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 14:23, archived)
# Hello!
Newbie here, long time reader, first time poster.
Be kind to my first pic!

(I hope this works)
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Sorry
but it didn't work
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# i can
see it, and it's good :)

(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# argh!
Ok, some can see and some can't,, how rare,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha
best use of the quo in ages
woo and weclome

EDIT- i copy/pasted the url too :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# cant see
the picture... unless its supposed to be a small x. in that case, hilarious!!
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# i can only
see the small x too. simply genious
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Redex
TJ: Are we reaching 25000 members yet?

edit: needed to copy and paste the URL to see it. Wooness.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Actually
"http://www.b3ta.com/board/users.php"

This guy is last as at 8:30 PM EST.
(Fuzzbutt aka Mr. Natural, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# YAY....
... I can only see that if I cut and paste the linky though... Host allow remote linking....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# mmm
I will try another host tomorrow, sorry folks!
It will be reposted (and I apologise in advance for that) for those who can't see it
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# heh,
dont think anyones in a hubub.
but good job for making a pic, more than my
lazy ass ever does.
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# try
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta

then you can post it now :)
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# sorry, all i see is
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# ex? eggs?
aaaah I see whats happening there!
wooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# eggs
are good
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:04, archived)
# ok
welcome to b3ta
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# Arf
thats very woo
(When weasels ruled the world, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:03, archived)
# wahey!
very good.

welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# Woo! and Welcome! It seems you've already pulled up your kitten and shopped a chair.
had to copy'n'paste url from source code to see it
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:05, archived)
# hahaha!
marvelous... welcome to b3ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:16, archived)
# Not having an anus, the Pink Panther was naturally confused.
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)
# ha ha ha
it's ok i think it's just having a bagpiss


/coat
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Pffffffft!
Know anything good for getting Stella Artios off a monitor?

w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! TooMuch2AM, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# a
tongue?
(jesusbagpuss, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Hahaha......
.... that's great......
Would it be rude though, to ask that you capitalise the initial 'n'...?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# No ;)
I thought Bagpuss deserved an image on his own, so:
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# I concur.
Bagpuss truly rules......
Edit : And you did capitalise... Sorry.... I'm in one of those moods....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# Aye
thankyou
(jesusbagpuss, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# bagpuss
is a good little kitten. tell him i love him
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# Ha!
Love PP's expression
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)
# Sort-of pea-roast

Now animated as per request :).
(I helped save b3ta! Malchick, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# thankyou
and woo for the unusual idea
('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# Huzzah!
been waiting for that animation... an entire 45 minutes!
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# More fluff


It makes me happy
(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)
# kinda
scares me....!

looks like candy floss.....yum!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# My first thought,
exactly.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# Well
Fluffy but scary, a bit like a paedo in a bear outfit?
(peelax, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)
# Err, actually, about the candy floss part.
I would bite it. And it deserves a woo.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# It makes me
faintly aroused, but ashamed
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)
# right then you lot!
the b3ta kit on mutantwalrus has gone AWOL, so here is my own mirror of it:
http://www.militiadesign.com/b3takit/
As this is based on Spiny's copy of the kit, not everything may be there.
This is where you come in. Any meme you think is missing, make an easily editable image of them (white background or as a layered PSD), and e-mail it to me.

and have an image for your troubles:
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)
# woo!
big up you for doing that!

yay!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# No Beaver in a Viva ?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:49, archived)
# exactly.
not everything is there, which is why we need everyones collective searching abilities to repopulate it :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:50, archived)
# to my knowledge only 100% kitten has the beaver in a viva still
unless gibbon is still around and can find it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# huzzah!
could do with a note about how a lot of people are sick of the memes on that splash page
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:51, archived)
# will do
:)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# Exactly
how sick? Although they appear a little too frequently for my taste, no one has ever reacted very badly to a meme unless it was utter shite, eg sponging the quo. (as far as I remember) Ive not even seen it discussed, there seems to have been more backlash against vector images or general sign bandwagoning than memes.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# it has happened,
i think the message i've posted on the front page of the kit should suffice, its not too flamy and its covered in a fine layer of fluff :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# believe me
there have been rants about memes in the past, notable my utter hatred of a certain sort of quo post. It has also provoked several debates on 4rthur about how unutterably dull they get
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# woo you!
that shaved kitten makes me wet myself every time i see it
could you put the american gothic heads up there?
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:52, archived)
# oh god, i bet noone has the psd of that saved
and it was such a useful one too
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# i've never used it before
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)
# me either
but it was used a lot and clearly made things a lot easier
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:55, archived)
# i thought you were being sarcastic (maybe you were)
i've been drinking polish cherry vodka
and i'm feeling a bit slow
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# Now where in high hell
Fucksocks... where do you find all those pictures of kittens?
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# haha
this board is funny as hell
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)
# nah
we're all shit really
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# heh.
warning message up on the home page *check*
rubber pants *check*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
yep, that's about right :)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# NO CLIVE?
your chance to redeem yourself.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:54, archived)
# This should
Take care of your kitten fetish for a while. Go ahead, order one. I did, and I love the damn thing.
www.bonsaikitten.com/
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# i like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# Yay !!
Clive :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:00, archived)
# bows down to the almighty clive!
i'll upload him tomorrow :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# munter
www.spiny.org/b3ta/munter.psd
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:10, archived)
# huzzah!
*saves*
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# I've got:
Furtive, Deathstar, Quo, and NoHands.
Which, if any, would you like? (it's 4mb if you want them all)
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# just the deathstar thanks,
the other three have been salvaged (the PSD's are up and ready to roll).

e-mail in profile
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:58, archived)
# done.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# Just sent you a handful of memes,
good for you, keep up the good work.
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# Abbey rd. kit anybody?
git your abbey roooooadd kit!
('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:01, archived)
# its there
:D
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:02, archived)
# ok, full american gothic kit
(with heads)

and deathstar kit lrg
('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:08, archived)
# not on yet,
but just found a copy of gothic on my pc :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:11, archived)
# bloody hell, too quick for me
shall I look for my real fear?
('tin'tintin, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:13, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# it took me a while
to figure out what was so unsettling about that. a peculiar thing. very nice, though.
(schnurricane, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)
# woo!
evening all!
(I helped save b3ta! summat to do with kittens, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)
# yarghh!
nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! amaryllis, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:51, archived)
# He has a great singing voice
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)
# *puts on Rewind by Cylob*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)
# YEAHH!!!
I wanna hear his version of Limp Bizkits 'Rollin'!!

TJ!!! Brian Blessed will be appearing on Stars in Their Eyes Celebrity special this saturday on ITV!!! I, for one, cannot wait!
(I helped save b3ta! Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# That man
Scares me severly...
to the bone!
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)
# Daisy Daisy...
hehe, woo yay indeed
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)
# very
good!! just cut n paste the lyrics in to microsoft narrator.... bingo! free album!
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)
# Have you heard
MC Hawkins? - There's an ace song called Quakemaster...
(jesusbagpuss, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:51, archived)
# haha
what a funny ass post
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# did you hear he's going to get a new voice?
apparently the voice synthesizer he's using is giving up the ghost and they don't make that particular synthesizer anymore...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:56, archived)
# Choooooooooooon
Nice piccy

Fitter happier more productive
(N00bT00b, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# Don't know how many of you,
are familiar with Leeds Uni - but it's the Centenary this week... They've decked the Parkinson Building out rather nicely...

I haven't got an invitation to the bash - don't know why tho' - perhaps they've got something to hide?
(jesusbagpuss, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# hah hah hah
my brother goes there, i couldn't get in :/
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:40, archived)
# Ask him if he's seen
the Bagpuss-beard..?
(jesusbagpuss, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# Kinda
would have been better if they had the celebration on the 20th... Hitler's birthday and all.
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:43, archived)
# ooooh... i'm off there next year (probably)
hahaha woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# I arrived here 8 years ago
(took me 6 to do an ordinary degree...)
Lots of partys to be had (and a frisbee team too!)

See ya next year!
(jesusbagpuss, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:44, archived)
# bleeding ultimate frisbee
the amount of money they get from our au for playing frisbee with each other is taking the piss
(sunny chiba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:48, archived)
# It's
the future!
(jesusbagpuss, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:53, archived)
# erm...

(I helped save b3ta! tweaknik, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:36, archived)
# DIVE! DIVE!
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:37, archived)
# oh its brian
and here was me thinking it was Tsar Nicholas shortly after the bullets hit
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)
# Mummy, can I get a rewind?

Sorry, saw the original and had to do it
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# He he he he
He is such a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:42, archived)
# thank you
there's nothing worse than a no response post ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)
# agreed
.
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:51, archived)
# craaiiig daaavid
stop it kes!
(sunny chiba, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:45, archived)
# craaaaaaaaaaaaaaig
daaaaaviiiiiiiid.......

proper bo...


/twat
(I helped save b3ta! fakker, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# proper bo.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:46, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# haha!
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:59, archived)
# EEK! it's a fractal monster
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# RUUUUUUUUUN!
the b3ta kit should be up and running in 15 minutes :)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:35, archived)
# good stuff
just say when
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# This was on my mind...
After seeing a person with the name of "Nr nr nr nr Lemony Snicket" or somthing along those lines... and you having a name of lemony, would either of you (or you) happen to be the famous wrighter dude who wrote those books that my little sister reads?
Series of Unfortunate events or sumthing along those lines
If so, that all would be a bit neat.
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# sadly
i am 19 and unemployed/a student, you choose which

lemony snicket prevents me getting anywhere in search ranking... bastard
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# do you need a copy of
what i've managed to collect ?
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:38, archived)
# done and done
probably should have asked you first ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:39, archived)
# heh
no probs :)
(I helped save b3ta! spiny - things are looking up, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:41, archived)
# 19/sudent/unemployed
.... hard choice. Do you happen to have a model for a sister? That would clear things up.
(TomBombadil- PWNS all at StarCraft till he got Call of Duty, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)
# cool
decoration
(Person, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:47, archived)
# yaaaaay!
you've been very fractaltastic today :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 0:57, archived)
# i've just been playing with them a bit today
and had forgotten how much i liked them
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:06, archived)
# they are fab aren't they...
fractals taught me that numbers can be beautiful... a valuable lesson :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Thu 22 Apr 2004, 1:14, archived)

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