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[challenge entry] If I've told them once I've told them a thousand times...



"Don't play in the driveway..."

One day I'll get some sense of how small these things need to be to upload....
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
# it's in board restrictions
and it's fucking ace
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)
# that = me.
that = star spangled banner by hendrix.
that = woo.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:10, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel slightly ashamed of the pun

I'm sorry.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# accidents waiting to happen?
am I right. do I get a prize?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# You get the prize..
Of magic tapdance ability. Level up.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
# huzzah!
now I can shim sham my way into a buffalo with a susy q.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:10, archived)
# i am a bit like all three of those people.
the ones that you can see their faces.
but i'm mostly the one on the right. except i don't bite my hand.
-useless information-
woo anyway.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Lovely drawings
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:14, archived)
# if you can get on msn
i'd like to ask you a question
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:23, archived)
# awwwwwwww nice kitty ahhhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


my first moving pic what you think
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# It's
a self-spacking kitty

*spacks out*
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# cillit.
cill that cittin.
bang. bang. bang.
woo? very much so.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# KILL YOUR PARENTS*
KILL YOUR PARENTS*
KILL YOUR PARENTS*
KILL YOUR PARENTS*
KILL YOUR PARENTS*
KILL YOUR PARENTS*
THEN KILL YOURSELF**

*don't
**or this
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Haha
Look...into...my...eyes
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:12, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:01, archived)
# whole lotta love?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)
# gimme all your lovin!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# I've got a brand new combine harvester and I'll give you the....
wait....

SHIT!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Rollerskates?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:09, archived)
# yes.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Da-derng da-derng
dunna nunna nunna nunna dunna nunna nunna nunna Da-derng da-derng etc.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)
# looks like Jimmy, dunnit? :)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:17, archived)
# I thought so too
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:19, archived)
# what odd hair.
but nice face.
-would-
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] the same manner of friend as previously indicated also wishes me to share this with you

he's got a boner ho ho ho *kills self*
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Is that
of prince charles... or camilla?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)
# GOATSE!
GOATSE GOATSE GOATSE!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:03, archived)
# egad
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:03, archived)
# I hope
that person never wants children, because he probably won't be able to have them now
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# they can have mine
fiver each?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# 'that's no cock ring'
unless he has a very small penis
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:43, archived)
# blame canada
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:57, archived)
# "..."
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:59, archived)
# if only someone would club her
and do the world a favour ...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:01, archived)
# seconded
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)
# no you're never gonna survive....
etc...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
#
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha.
i can't believe how fast i got that.
i'm normally quite slow.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# 1 year B3taday! RAWK OUT!!!!

Click for big
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# kick.
ass.
WOO
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# YES YES YES!
LEFTY GIBSON YES!
EDIT: Have your friendly neighbourhood repost
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:59, archived)
# You made a small mistake:
/me has corrected it for you:



:P
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:10, archived)
# FUCK THAT!
I'm left handed!
I am also insulted
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:12, archived)
# its prenounced
COCK HANDED
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# I don't give a shit
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:14, archived)
# I really am sorry
It was just too tempting.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# But it's no longer a self portrait
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Awesome pic.
Love the style. I just finished drawing am isometric pixelart version of my amp:



For my 'My Room' project.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# That's fantastic!
Have a houpla!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Thank you, sir!
*Gingerly places houpla in tupperware box.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Hurray!
your amp is much better than mine.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:03, archived)
# But you have three...
And they float in the air as if by magic (but actually by the power of RAWK).
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# this is true
/feels better

my real amp is 8 watt...sniffle
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
# bah
My Laney LC30 II owns marhalls :)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# PWNS mine, certainly.
It's a 15W practice amp.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# my 30 watt valve amp
is louder than my friend marshall 100 watt solid state combo. Much louder on about 3
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Also, I own three Mesa Boogie stacks*
*not actually true
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Bugger that!
Get a fender reverb amp!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Since i don't have a job
it took me about a year to save up £350
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:10, archived)
# My uncle gave me mine
And now I have a job and so telecaster here I come
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:11, archived)
# I've got a tele :D
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:11, archived)
# As of 2 weeks
So will I :D
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# well mine is in bits :(
can you donate a whole one to me?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:14, archived)
# I can give you a broken strat
Howssat?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:22, archived)
# how very ace.
that there amp is.
woo.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# I have best amp ever
Burman... it's 30 years old and can still kill anyone. Well over 100 watts, and I also hate Marshall amps.

Vere Woo pic.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# marshall amps
are crap unless they are made before the 90's
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:13, archived)
# woo! lovely
and lovely pixelly amp ^
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Woo to the pic!
Woo to the amp!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
# eek
it was my 1st birthday a week ago :( i didn't know
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Awwwww poor little seal clubber
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# aww poor chap
KICK HIM IN THE JIMMY!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# woo
for the seal LOL
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:06, archived)
# Because erhm...nevermind
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:53, archived)
# bubble hair
lovely... it`s like The Professionals meets Buck Rogers
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# If everyone would have fractal bubble hair
the world would be a better place
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# trust me.
if there was a reason, we'd all know about it by now.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Is he saying
"my name is simon quinlag and this week my hobby is.."
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:05, archived)
[challenge entry] .

some manner of friend made this thang
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# i just noticed your name...
(snigger)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# "Gary" ?
well... I guess it's kinda funny...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# So long as he's not doing Doctor Who anymore
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Yes, that was certainly
a new low.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# so long as
it now remains an old low...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:58, archived)
# This^
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# I couldn't...

Could you?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:45, archived)
# not a fucking chance
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# well, i would...
if i could.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# I could do anything for money...
...hint...hint...

(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)
# She was up for it though
.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:51, archived)
# hahaaha
only recognised the bloke on the right

mmm Robert Vogon
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Yay
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# ...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)
# throw them
throw them HARD!!

wyh
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Its better if the quality was better
but then it is 100k
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:38, archived)
# make a better version and link it then
:~)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:40, archived)
# shall i make it gif
of swf?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:41, archived)
# if it's being linked,
swf is better quality
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:42, archived)
# I'm having
Bubble & squeak for my tea.

I just thought I'd mention it.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:48, archived)
# I haven't had that in ages
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Me neither
and I'm salivating greatly.
I shall douse it in brown sauce and devour it with gusto.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# You mean the mice?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:50, archived)
# no
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# I had chicken and mushroom pie
and steak and kidney pie
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# You mean the mice?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:58, archived)
# I mean the actress
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# A
r
f
.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:04, archived)
# I used to have ducks
Named Bubble and Squeak.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:51, archived)
# actually it isn't much better
just bigger
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:42, archived)
# oh well
maybe the next one then
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:44, archived)
# that's it!
chuck him about!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:43, archived)
# FIGHTING
WOO!
/judo CHOP!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:45, archived)
# no head man takes it like a bitch.
100% fact.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)
# He has a head
it justs drawn onto his body with a permanent marker
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# what a cunt.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:48, archived)
# what did you suspect
for a man with no neck
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:57, archived)
# Felicity Kendal...

mmmmmmmm
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Made my night anyway*

*warms hands
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:36, archived)
# cor!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Now that is a lady
I could watch all evening, you get a woo just for putting her on my screen!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:38, archived)
# She's so loverly she deserve to be on everyone's screen
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)
# NO!
she is mine, all mine!
Avert your eyes at once!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:40, archived)
# NO!
Teh Felicity Kendal is MINE! ALL MINE! she my queen!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:41, archived)
# War!
*This means war I tells ya!



*May not mean war
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:43, archived)
# *kicks door*
no warring in front of the lady.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)
# I keeel you both peegdogs!
The Kendall is mine!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# I saw her first
my mother broadcast her into the womb!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)
# nonononono!
she is all mine, mine! I tell you!
*Stuffs Felicity down from for trousers purely to keep her safe and wrm*
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:58, archived)
# I HATE IT I HATE IT I HATE IT
FELICITY TREACLE KENDAL!
Woo!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:38, archived)
# Young ones reference?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Certainly is
I love that show.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:43, archived)
# yes
'tis good shit.

Quick Vivian. Eat the telly.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)
# hoho!
I saw that a few weeks ago.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:41, archived)
# It's great
I think I'm gonna buy the DVDs
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:44, archived)
# A wise investment
They have given me many a long hour of merriment.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Worth it
for the Motorhead performance alone!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# BEST. EPISODE. EVER!
Motorhead cocking rule!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:48, archived)
# what's this about motörhead?
-gets excited-
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# You really do
have impeccable music taste :D
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:53, archived)
# haha thanks.
ace of spades makes me sexwee.
lemmy kilimister can spade my ace any day.*

*may not be true.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Yes!
All Jack Daniels drinking rock stars are ace!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:57, archived)
# What about the ones that drink
Paul Daniels?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:59, archived)
# duh.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:00, archived)
# In Series 2, Episode 1 ["Bambi"]
they perform Ace Of Spades, intercut with shots of The Young Ones causing havoc in Waterloo Station.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# I love where Vivian eats the doughnut
and sticks two fingers up at the guy.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Heh.
*now has uncontrollable urge to ferret out the DVD from wherever he left it, and put it on loudly*
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:57, archived)
# awesome.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:57, archived)
# I bet Neil Neil orange peel is your favourite
Mine is.
Mike is shit and should get to fuck
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:47, archived)
# But Dave Hedgehog is great.
yes.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Possibly
Bottom was good too
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# You love the Bottom
Oh yes.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:53, archived)
# TWICE!
I believe
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:55, archived)
# in the...
oh wait.
never mind.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:03, archived)
# A good purchase
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:46, archived)
# if only she were 20 years younger.....
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)
# He loves it
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:41, archived)
# yes! this!
you da man!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# Disco girl's world tour: clubbing in Ottawa
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:33, archived)
# you know I almost feel bad for her
what with being ugly and shopped all the time.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:34, archived)
# Do we know who she is?
I'm sure she looks vaguely familiar
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Don't be mean,
you know you would...



...what with her cute little eyes and fluffy face!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Hull yeah
I could sell my story to the sport and everything
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:36, archived)
# you have to admit it
She looks like the Klingon who ate all the pies!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)
# Mad woman
She is ugly and licks windows!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:41, archived)
# You say thay like it's a bad thing.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Click for bigness.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:31, archived)
# ...
ace!

w/y/h
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:33, archived)
# ooooooh
w/y

Although it does freak me out a little.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:34, archived)
# That has to be a
Woo Woo Woo?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:32, archived)
# That's the spirit
No replies, but you woo it anyway!
Bravo
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:35, archived)
# i would yelp and wail
But i may be mitaken for the drug administering paramedic
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:36, archived)
# Ta da da da daaaa
I'm Nudin' It
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:30, archived)
# Poking it
shirley?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:31, archived)
# I'm strokin' it
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:33, archived)
# It's made from shit?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:37, archived)
# Do do do do doooo
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:41, archived)
# I believe that
might be the truth
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:42, archived)
# Nice

pearoastage afoot
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:34, archived)
# ahaha!
YES!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:40, archived)
# ah that really made me laugh for just for randomness
w/y/h
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:49, archived)
# That
Is most ace. Have a big patsie on the back
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:52, archived)
# hoots! and also...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:54, archived)
# not quite sure why i'm posting this...

...but boredom makes one do irrational things
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# I like that.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:29, archived)
# i quite like that
whatever it is.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:29, archived)
# You must be bored a lot of the time
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:30, archived)
# this is class!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:30, archived)
# that am aceness
woo yay
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:32, archived)
# Me likes
Is it hand made? or photoshop?
It's woo anyway!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:39, archived)
# The government's attempt to cross English with Maths in a cost cutting bid failed today. Proving once again that the old ways of teaching are the best... cain in hand.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:26, archived)
# Abel's brother is long dead!
Pfffft (to the pic)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# hahah
har
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Yes, the old way's are
the best way's'
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:28, archived)
# Argh
/apostrophe death
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:31, archived)
# The crux of the biscuit
is the apostrophe

(name that song)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:32, archived)
# St. Alphonzo's Pancake Breakfast
/not really a challenge
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:39, archived)
# Stinkfoot
surely?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:44, archived)
# Not really
no
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 22:02, archived)
# Let's go clubbing!
Controversial?
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:22, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAA
IT'S UPSIDE DOWN SIGNIFYING IT'S DEAD
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)
# No, it's just sunbathing
I think
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Or maybe
resting
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:25, archived)
# maybe
the picture is upside down. perhaps it's stuck to the roof of an icy cave...
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# ICY RAVE!
/sorry
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# Big fish, Little fish, Cardboard Club


oowa-oowa!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:29, archived)
#

genius
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:25, archived)
# the other night whilst drunk we played a game called seals - not sure if it's commonly known or not but the rules are as follows
two teams of three lie down at either end of a long room so that their bodies are parallel. The two teams then have to roll accross the room towards each other and attempt to be the first team to have all three members at the opposite wall. The middle bit proves fun.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO PLAYING THAT WHEN I NEXT CAN
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# it was fun
especially sinc ether were 4 girls in the room and 2 boys.
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:30, archived)
# unless half the room is fat
and the other half is skinny

that would suck

or if everyone were ugly, that would suck too
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# well of the 6 people in the room the only fat one was me
which may explain why my team won all but one game i suppose

we thought it was our tactics
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:29, archived)
# I am going to play that
the next chance I get :)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:28, archived)
# hhaha :)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)
# ahahhahaahhaahah
poor baby

*snigger*
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)
# Now this is something
I can really have a fit to!
*Spacks
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)
# woo
seal raves
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:23, archived)
# hahahaha
A pair of them would make fantastic slippers...


(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:24, archived)
# aww poor little dead seal
*spacks out from staring at seal*
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:24, archived)
# ARGH!
Seal spack
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:25, archived)
# spacktacular
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:25, archived)
# this seal...
what i clubbed unconcious then skinned on this 'ere ice flow not 'alf an hour ago...is dead!
(and spazzed)
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:26, archived)
# YAAAAAY!
(, Mon 11 Apr 2005, 21:27, archived)

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