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this really was my imaginary friend when i was four

it lived under the bed. i can't remember its name.

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:28, archived)

He/she's cool.

I like him/her.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

it was an it

one leg, one gender. or something

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:32, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

Sorry if it's been posted before

but it's the super-duper new craze sweeping the nation...
www.whitedust.demon.co.uk/scabbydog/puppybowl.html

(milk_explosion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:24, archived)

Wow

its come back home...

Haven't seen Scabby Dog around for a while actually. Or have I just not noticed?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:26, archived)

i'll

just go over and slap him if you want........

(redifusion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)

Ahh

so he's still aboot then?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:34, archived)

yep

but there's too much work todo at the mo, so imput on the board is minimal.......

(redifusion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:41, archived)

completely and utterly

NSFW!
(as posted in alt.ozdebate by some sicko)

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

absolutely not safe for work

but funny.

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rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:25, archived)

you ain't

kidding there...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)

Jesus H. Christ!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:26, archived)

...is here to save the day!

(following on from earlier)

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chrubble, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)

Is it just me

or is he going backwards?

Surely he'd hit something eventually?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:12, archived)

He's...

...actually stationary, with rats on a conveyor-belt overhead providing their tails for support.

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chrubble, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 15:43, archived)

aghhhhh my eyes

im blind!!!!

*shudder*

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

That made me laff.....

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Mrfishfinger .com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

Christ on a bike

I'm mentally scarred for life

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

Fuck.

Ing.
Hell.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

Maybe that wasn't clear enough:

FUCK.
ING.
HELL.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)

and I'm all on my own at work today

I am scared now.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

The second one down

(Or third, I'm not checking) looks like "Fat Rik" Waller on heroin. Or something

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

Made everyone im my room at college laugh.

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[Coo] is one of the Originals.., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:42, archived)

*groo*

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

can someone

describe what it is

*work*

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:44, archived)

it's...

a collection of sad bastards showing their willies on webcams

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:49, archived)

and they're all

fat too. And still got their t-shirts on and stuff.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:55, archived)

And their fishnets,

and in one case, their clingfilm.

(Amerella, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)

i can't see the screen as i have now ripped my corneas out

a Bigger warning is needed on that link, jesus, thats farking scary, i feel really unclean, christ on a segway, never again

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:47, archived)

my imaginary friend

is top TV forensic crimesolver Quincy, aka Jack Klugman. He sent me an autographed photo of himself, but I find it slightly eerie...

www.mediapill.com/graphics/misc/quincy_pic.swf

(the original woodsman, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:20, archived)

Its

moidah, i tell you!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

If you can't find your own

read the imaginary friend manual:

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chthonic, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:19, archived)

Including sex tips?

Cool :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

(Dies Irae, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:18, archived)

knew i'd seen this guy before:

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:15, archived)

Sorry Hedley

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)

Apparently

he's a lovely chap, you know...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:12, archived)

I know - look

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:13, archived)

LOL!

I love this one!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:16, archived)

what was

his name again?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:14, archived)

dunno

but i reckon he's probably a lovely chap

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dhobi Mur Inhexha!!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:18, archived)

Hedley.

And he was a very very nice man, a very very nice man etc..

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Si W, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

If you have both on the same page

it's very very scary !

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Si W, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:20, archived)

Or how about...

(Dean, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:09, archived)

Run!, Flee!

Hypno cat is after you!

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:22, archived)

bettie's...

quite happy about it...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

phoowaar

sorry
can't help it :)

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)

you know what makes Bettie Page sexy?

..it's cause she had that fantastic smile that made you think she was having fun all the time. She just doesn't look exploited, she looks like someone who likes prancing about in nice grundies pulling silly poses.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

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lurker_no_more, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

so tempted,

but I'm going to make myself a Breville.
A Ham Breville.
(oh, that's a toasted sandwich, btw)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)

toasties

they are called toasties.

Are you arguing with Bill Bailey?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:13, archived)

Sounds just like Alan Partridge...

"It's like when people say "Tannoy" they mean speaker system. Tannoy is a just a brand name."

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:17, archived)

Hehehe

yes.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:19, archived)

Mr. Pedantic says:

"Public Address System"

not speaker system!

(damn, not got the link for mr p)

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:20, archived)

He's here

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:22, archived)

i'm just saying...

becuase I can!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:26, archived)

Yay!

It worked. Well done.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:28, archived)

theres a word for it

when a brand name is used more than the actual object
name ie. walkman, hoover etc
i just have no idea what it is. anyone?

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santexo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:26, archived)

Spungekerfluffle

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:27, archived)

urpgor

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

blingleguff

Am I getting close?

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:40, archived)

blerking

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:40, archived)

good advertising

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:43, archived)

i fink

<marketing bollocks>
they're called "generic brand names" - ie.hoover, biro, xerox etc etc - and generally not a wanted thing cuz the original brand owner then lacks standout from all the other imitation biros/xerox etc.
</marketing bollocks>

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lurker_no_more, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:55, archived)

Don't want to....

argue with Bill, but my mum told me brevilles and that's that and there is a tooth fairy, santa claus, evil monster at the bottom of Rother Close errr.....

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Si W, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:19, archived)

is it possible

to post flash on the board?

(the original woodsman, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:04, archived)

Not really

if you post a link, I'd follow it!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:06, archived)

Yup

see?

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:08, archived)

that's probably ...

... the funniest picture ever. check out how intently the second cow from the left is checking the flashing dude out.

Oh he's wearing trousers. That kinda spoils it a bit.

(KingMob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:11, archived)

if he was

wearing leather trousers, that would be sick.

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:16, archived)

5 minute fun ...

(KingMob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:18, archived)

LOL!

Good show, old chap!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:19, archived)

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Woo and Yay !

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Si W, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

Nope (unfortunatly)

but if you get a copy of flash mx (or a trial version like me) you can export movies as animated gifs

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:13, archived)

An old theme revisited.

Got my coat, got my keys...

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:53, archived)

in that case

hypno-cat can piss off!

(milk_explosion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)

Wear mirror shades

then he will self hypnotise

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:05, archived)

Hypnocat gets very silly

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:04, archived)

mmm, geek beer

clicky here for beer

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vbloke OLDSKOOL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:51, archived)

for Zog..

Hypno Cat rocks!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:51, archived)

another pic from the photoshoot

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rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)

has he

just come?

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:52, archived)

his name is hedley

and he's a very nice chap. I can't remember his name on the board though.

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rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)

You seem keen to point out that

he's a nice chap called hedley :)

Reminds me of Hedley Lamaar from blazing saddles... well, not physically. He doesn't LOOK like..

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:59, archived)

... him

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:01, archived)

he's a lovely chap

and he's called hedley. Er.. Have I said that before?

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rob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:02, archived)

Nope...

still don't quite get it.

Whats his name again? and what sort of chap is he?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:03, archived)

his face doesn't look all that large in that pic. Oh well. I wonder anyone has a face that looks too big from ANY angle... apart for Soapy Trellis Heckler...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)

he got a big face

(biggytitbo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:54, archived)

Ahh yes

but it is at least in proportion to his head in this photo.

Besides, shouldn't stoufer have said that? :))

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:56, archived)

I love getting a joke and making it run and run

Even if no one else finds it funny.

where did i put my coat?

(Dean, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:50, archived)

Your coat?

Just bringing it. Thought I'd get yours while I was already getting mine.
This box contains no pipes.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:55, archived)

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:21, archived)

Thank you

Coat dog

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

my imaginary friend

is called bill

(biggytitbo, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

Can I post this again?

click the pic for the worst sell-out ever...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

you can't.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

I won't then.... Oh bungleflaps... I'll get me coat

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:55, archived)

oh dear

I have an LP by him...

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thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:23, archived)

Large Pant?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:28, archived)

Thoughts

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:43, archived)

Yay for spicy brains

I *LOVE* that anim :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:44, archived)

yup

it's one of those that made me wish I'd made it, if you know what I mean.

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:46, archived)

What George Dubya doesn't want you to know

Looks like it wasn't Osama's fault after all!

(UKJsGhost, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:35, archived)

September 2001 was like,

SOOO last year, man...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:38, archived)

it was? :<

Oh dear I am a bit slow, but heck, it is a monday morning :D

(UKJsGhost, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)

I would agree

But for me it was sooo this morning.

The porsche 9-11

(Dean, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:42, archived)

Heh

It was a joke. January 2001 was so last year as well :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 10:43, archived)

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