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couldn't resist

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:11, archived)

HA HA

That's great, you should have left his tash on though so he would have still looked like David Seaman, but with shingles.

(Nacho, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)

hehe you said seaman, hehehe

to tell you the truth, I couldn't be arsed to look for the original, I just nikkked the pic off the board.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:17, archived)

yeah

I hadn't looked further down the board till I'd already written that...
Have you checked your flibz messenger lately?

(Nacho, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:31, archived)

ooh!

just did, will ring later on in the week !!

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:46, archived)

Woo and Yay

Thats great :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:16, archived)

He he

heh!

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MartinH, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:16, archived)

Hedley Hedley Hedley

Tell us your story. We want to know all about your life/ were you in Byker Grove?

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:10, archived)

hedley in a bin with a gasmask.

the fat twat is MadMich. The old dude is just scary.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:06, archived)

Have you got one of those then?

If I stay over on Friday we can phone your Mum and get her to make some toast and then we can pull it up the garden path on a lead. Or will it just be the usual "straight on the booze for breakfast" again?

(Nacho, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:10, archived)

I may be coming on Friday.

Woo and Yay!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:13, archived)

Ooh

good, you can pay me back my money then!!

(Nacho, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:16, archived)

When I get some :(

I was going to blag the train!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:17, archived)

don't worry about it for the time being, Vulga.

Just give us it when you can.
:o)

(Nacho, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:33, archived)

i'll

be there........... Bwa ha ha

(redifusion, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:52, archived)

ooh ooh!

i'm coming too!!! where are me and the vixta gonna kip?
or shall i not drink and make money by taxi-ing everyone around??

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:19, archived)

Yeah that's a great idea.

Can I book you at 11.30pm for a taxi back to Brighton?
In return for a room at the Snake Mountain B&B?!!
It's only down the road from London, heh heh.
;oP

(Nacho, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:34, archived)

has anywhere

been agreed to meet and what time??

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raw-edge, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 13:04, archived)

Shaved Celebs

Not exactly a celeb but finger-lickin good nonetheless

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Smokey McPot, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:03, archived)

Its probably just me.

But does anyone else think he looks like a paedophile?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:34, archived)

I've made a temporary home for my appeal...

I think some people are up for it...Click here!

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:59, archived)

good try mate

but i need my money to get pissed.. i'll buy you beers if you ever get to london tho.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:01, archived)

Ditto

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:07, archived)

yeah right

I'll buy you a beer and laugh at you if you make it to New Zealand

(Stu_Woody, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:05, archived)

ooh ya cheeky monkey.

Love to help but I'm a tight-fisted bastard. Sorry to hear of your troubles though. And I was looking forward to your Steptoe/REM remix too.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:05, archived)

If you could

persuade that good lookin lady in the photo to take her top off, i'll gladly give you some money vulga

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:07, archived)

i can't pay to get you here (insert student-type whine here)

but i can put ya up in the spare room if you make it as far as edinburgh!

[edit] oh, will you be making it to the thing on friday? i'll buy ya a pint if you can!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:08, archived)

Well

I've offered him a night on the beer in Brighton with the rest of the b3ta Brighton types, so it's a start...

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:11, archived)

im thinking

b3ta out to Brighton - Fishbear's paying! ;o)

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)

yeah I'm paying

for Vulga

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:25, archived)

I'm working on plan b....

Jump the trains. And crash on people's ceilings.

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:15, archived)

what's the

thing on Friday?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:17, archived)

Beer

& b3ta.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:19, archived)

london pissup!

speaking of which, does anyone have a spare sofa/carpet/ceiling i can crash on?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:20, archived)

heh, hedley does

....

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)

where are we all going

then?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)

Ahh Patience!!!

Fook mate, sign in messenger, need a word.

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Nerf, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:14, archived)

if you make it to the

cheltenham/gloucester area i'll buy you some beers and we'll get mashed

andi i'll be up for it as well(but between me and you he's a bit of a lightweight)

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)

LOL

You bastards!!!
Poor old hedley is crying now.. You have made him all sad :)

woo!

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

poor

chap

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)

serves him right

he got sick in the cab on the way home :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:47, archived)

I refute that sir.....

my vommiting was restricted to a small space under the arches of london bridge.

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GillianT's_Pet_Trombone, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:03, archived)

haha

still cost me a fiver - and i had to talk to the bloddy cabbie..
(you owe me a tenner btw :)

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:05, archived)

Were you in

Bykah groooowwve then?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:09, archived)

aye he was

and in supergran too...
but hes sulking now, and i reckon he's about to make something that will make us sick..

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:10, archived)

have you got any pictures?

I want to see I really do

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:12, archived)

No!

We love you Hedley! In a plutonic way of course...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:47, archived)

And

platonic, too.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:47, archived)

Although

I think rob loves you with his pee pee...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:03, archived)

retch

and indeed yuck

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:06, archived)

I love you Hedley

and so does everyone in the pub apart from Gillian Taylforth

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:50, archived)

Gillians lovely

I got my hand stuck in her bum cheeks.
It was OK though, crab_bloke nutted her and I was able to get free.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:53, archived)

She looks lovely

for a Z-list 40+ washed-up cockgobbler

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)

she is indeed

much nicer than us cnuts anyway.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)

Much nicer than us?

Dunno about that- as I recall Si W nealry got into a fight with one of her arsey mates. She seemed very nice herself though. I wonder who we'll meet next? The Chuckle Brothers maybe?

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:13, archived)

dunno

but i picked up the idea and ran with it..
got in a photo with jools holland on saturday.. (its well bad, so im not posting it)..

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:18, archived)

I had an idea for a TV program with him

"Looting with Jools Holland".

Nevermind.

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mrbrong, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:38, archived)

hmm, harsh,

but fair.

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)

I'm sure that she is lovely

I was just being cruel to be funny. I mean, who hasn't got caught blowing someone off on a Motorway? Eh?
Hands up who got away with it

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:05, archived)

do you have your coat handy -

or shall I get it for you?
;)

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:07, archived)

Can I borrow yours?

Mine is covered in stains

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:13, archived)

she told me on friday that it wasnt a motorway..

thats a myth.
it was a layby.

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Hugo Rune, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:07, archived)

Queen Mum, We Love You

http://www.mediapill.com/features/worldof/queen_mum.html

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

Mini Challenge - Shave a celeb

I've started with an easy one,

hope it's not been done before

(vivaDixie, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:40, archived)

how?

how can I post piccies?????

(elvis, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:44, archived)

may I refer you to the

earlier post of that nature.
Just down there under the cat/pipe pic...

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

what pipe?

(/coat)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:50, archived)

dr phil

I like your handbag gif from earlier.
(Have you just got p/shop btw?)

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:03, archived)

Dr. Phil's Tech-support:

[edit]
Duh. I misread that question.
Stupid Tomsk.
Ignore that boring shite I just posted.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:07, archived)

there's this magical thing

called "delete" as well, if you like.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:15, archived)

I don't like the delete thing

it doesn't seem to work properly anymore.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:20, archived)

thank yoooo

no i have not just got photoshop, but i am only just learning how to use tomsk's copy. it's grrrreat and it ate my weekend.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:11, archived)

And mine.

Although not as much as it usually does...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:26, archived)

he doesn't seem so bad now does he?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:58, archived)

Just...

don't mention the war...

<coat>

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)

shaved

(KingMob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:16, archived)

heh

no wonder he looks happy...

She's just won the cheese lottery!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:21, archived)

Euuuww.

That's ace.

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:22, archived)

friends reunited

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limpfish, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:40, archived)

As if we needed more proof about kittens

My mate sent me this. It's a warning to us all...

www.stuwoodbridge.com/evil_kitty.mpg

(Stu_Woody, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

seen it before

still quite funny though!

(icedragon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:02, archived)

nice chap

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monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

hee hee hee hee

hee hee hee

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

If I were chancellor

Hopefully I'm not behind the times. You can be chancellor for the day and see how shagged up the country would be if you were in charge.
clicky new window thingy

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chocolatewomble I mostly lurk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:35, archived)

damn it.

every time I try to see what would happen if I made cars illegal my computer times out. They're in league, I tell you.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:51, archived)

i have managed to

half the unemplyment rate and get a pensioner an extra £10 a year but have increased inflation to nearly 4 percent ooops

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raw-edge, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:56, archived)

I managed something incredible

By 2009, massive economic growth combined with massive unemployment.

This was combined wth zero booze n' fags tax. And 10% extra on NHS (for hangover research)

Which means most of the country would sit around getting hammered while a few keen bastards do all the work.

Vote me.

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mrbrong, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:21, archived)

I vote you!

and so does she:

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:26, archived)

But

i'll bet i wouldn't be earning much after tax...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:28, archived)

I don't care

I don't anyway. (earn much after tax, that is)

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:35, archived)

The whole point was/will be to be unemployed

You'd get £100 a week, a pint would be 10p and cigarettes about 70p.

If you insisted on working, basic rate was 35% and higher was 60%.

But you'd get a polar bear icon on your payslip.

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mrbrong, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:46, archived)

Also

free copy of photoshop for everyone and guide penguins for the blind.

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mrbrong, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:52, archived)

dead horses

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PeterSeychelles, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:34, archived)

spaz

Just to appear a spaz I'll ask "how do I post pics?"

(elvis, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:33, archived)

You need

The Handy Guide of Destiny

Now with more mystical sounding name power!

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:35, archived)

jinx!!!!!

cant say anything till someone says your name... ner ner.... *puts hands to side of head and blows raspberry*

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

grow up :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:37, archived)

I'm going to make some more jelly. Orange this time I think...

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vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:41, archived)

Did you try

frying raw jelly cubes in the end?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

ha ha!

you're a fat monkey!

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:00, archived)

Oh no... not again...

Knobface.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:04, archived)

that is

QUITE enough of that, from BOTH of you.
Go and photoshop some kitties, there's good boys.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:12, archived)

sorry mum

can i have a sweet now?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:17, archived)

Listen,

you don't get sweeties for not being bad, you get them for being good. I am not rewarding you for not acting like a hooligan - I EXPECT you not to act like a hooligan. Photoshop me a kittie and we'll see.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:25, archived)

may i refer you to

a handy guide ?

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DaWolfey, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:35, archived)

duh- uhhh

there's a handy guide here

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pep, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

Ceci n'est pas un titre.

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TunaBoy should be old enough to know better by now, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:32, archived)

I lied

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)

LMFAO!

Fan-fucking-tastic.

Apparently he's a nice chap, though.

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:33, archived)

He'd better be

after what we've done to him...

(tomsk, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:34, archived)

he is currently listening to opera

first a star actor in biker grove and super gran now this,

(doktored, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)

heheheheheh!

brilliant...

(KingMob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:36, archived)

good weekend then, boys?

(KingMob, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)

hahahahahahaha!

I love it. Does that make the one one the left a "crab cow"?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:31, archived)

I appear to be absolutely loving it

I thought that Gillian would be the most likely candidate for photoshopping from that pic. b3ta never ceases to surprise me. woo.

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crab_bloke), Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:38, archived)

Yes, but

Hedley is such a nice man...

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:45, archived)

Last One Hedley I Promise

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fishbear, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

Who's the man when things get rough?

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:29, archived)

H R PuffnStuff.

Please yourselves.

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:44, archived)

Who the hell

is H R PuffnStuff?

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 11:46, archived)

oh I knew I'd be alone on this one.

It was a kids proframme way back with Jack Wild and a big puppet called H R PuffnStuff in a sort of Wizard of Oz stylee. I loved it, but I guess nobody else remembers it. *sobs*

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Mon 15 Apr 2002, 12:01, archived)

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