Rory & Emvee's BIGGERBIGGESTBASHAROO

Emvee's feeling down at the moment so needs a basharoo to cheer him up.

See you all there xxx

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I'm coming dressed as 'Lister' from 'Red Dwarf'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:56, Reply)

You are Rimmsey.

Old Iron Balls.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I'm all the characters.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Smeg off you smegging smeghead

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!

I'm coming unless stunned is coming

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 3 May 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I could come, and bring my sexparty entourage!

( Bathory, Sat 5 May 2012, 7:02, Reply)

I can't wait to play with my light sabre in public

Yay!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 3 May 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Aw man!

Sorry I can't make this Rory...............I'm dead.

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Thu 3 May 2012, 19:05, Reply)

So how's this going to work then, Rory?

Do I wait outside Forbidden Planet for the special bus to turn up? Do you have a carer who drives you places? (Gaz me their name and phone number if you do) Or maybe your own mobility scooter?

It just occurred to me that asking every pallid, fat, sweaty, autistic guy in Forbidden Planet whether they're "Rory Lyon" or not could take all day.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 3 May 2012, 20:19, Reply)

It's fancy dress Emvs, see below

We can all have a mega phaser pretend fight, IT@LL BE AWESUMSS!!!!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Of course you're going as Pike, the only Star Trek captain to need a head-dobber.

Is someone going to push your wheelchair, or have you got a motorised one?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2012, 11:30, Reply)

You're well Jelly cos I've bagged Pike

fear not I doubt anyone else will turn up as your alter ego Rimmer

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 May 2012, 14:57, Reply)

You know, it is how I've always imagined you



Except he's probably better-looking and less disabled
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Yeah, but he never made his dad run away from home when it dawned on him that his son was always gonna look like an uglier version of Marty Feldman.

No wonder your mum blames you for the breakup of the family.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 5 May 2012, 14:59, Reply)

You know, all this banter could be quite hurtful

That is, if I was 6 and you weren't a cretin with a keyboard.

I mean, fuck's sake, Marty Feldman? Do your research, Rory, everyone knows I look like an uglier version of Ralf Little - it's like you're not even trying any more.

This whole calendar date thing was quite sweet, but now it's like you've used up the only idea you're going to have this year and you're just spluttering fumes, like a fucked lawnmower.

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sun 6 May 2012, 9:43, Reply)

It's fancy dress?

Tell me it's fancy dress, Rory!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 3 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Totally, it's who your favourite Star Trek captain is. I'll be going as Pike of course, cos that's obscure and like way cool.

I know half of you will turn up as your favourite Red Dwarf character but I'm cool with that.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 4 May 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Sorry, I won't be able to make this.

My bum has fallen off and is scheduled to be re-attached that day.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 4 May 2012, 16:27, Reply)