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Fire up Photoshop and go to town on Daily Mail columnist Richard Littlejohn in any way you please. Then use the word "cloaca" when naming your files. He'll love it. Confused? There's more here.

(, Wed 23 Jun 2010, 21:37)
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# Anyhoo...

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:32, More)
# Well the reactionary crap he comes out, it's bound to happen :)
Here's that same photo having been left on a window ledge for fifty years:


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:32, More)
# Doesn't he look smart

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 12:23, More)
# Meanwhile in Florida....

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:53, More)
# Big shit. Little shit. In a Little shit

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:34, More)
# I would call the balloon a cunt (or a cloaca),
but perhaps it would be more effective for me to give a reasoned argument as to why I dislike balloons and why I don't agree with anything they stand for. I would refer to evidence contrary to the standpoint of balloons, employing my intellect to perhaps sway fans of balloons that I am perhaps most likely to be correct, and that balloons are wrong. Through reasoned, supported arguments against balloons, a situation would arise at which balloons would find it difficult to defend themselves and this may cause balloons to lose support, temper their balloonishness, or explode in rage. If I were to simply call the balloon a "cunt", or similar, then the balloon could cry about being bullied by internet people, look like a victim, the fans of the balloon would be equally outraged and defensive, then everything would be forgotten about, the balloons having successfully defended themselves and moved on.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 11:17, More)
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(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:47, More)
# :p
Edit: I fucked up - naming all files cloaca doesn't help and I picked up the wrong code from B3tards.
Here is what I meant to post
:s



And it seems even less funny now :(
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 10:41, More)
# Needs more Daily Express front pages for the last 10 years

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:28, More)
# Keeping oneself in work
Apologies for appalling 'shopping


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:27, More)
# Just so you don't forget

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 9:11, More)
# He is an almighty cunt
And I'm sure someone will say the same about him when he's strangled, raped and left in a ditch


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:55, More)
# NWIOC (Not worth it's own competition)
[insert amusing mashup picture of Cliff Richard and Richard Littlejohn]
[caption reads : Misanthropy and Whine]

cloaca
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 8:45, More)
#
RichardLittlejon_cloaca_Britain
it is an actual book y'know?
www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/0091795680/ref=cm_r8n_gvthanks_cont?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&2115R1WYCEGSPTAPO2HelpfulReviews3.s=SUCCESS&2115R1WYCEGSPTAPO2HelpfulReviews3.v=1&voteError=0
the reviews (as my brother pointed out) are amazing.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 1:31, More)
# Have another

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 1:28, More)
# And don't come back onto my neighbourhood again!

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 1:11, More)
# Dirty fecker diddling his cloaca

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:18, More)
# very obvious...
...to everyone apart from himself:


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:11, More)
# A cloaca on his commute
(on the tube between Florida and High Street Kensington)


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 0:01, More)
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