Ha! You just reminded me:
Years ago I saw my scruffy, dreaded housemate in HMV crouched down looking at CDs, so I sneaked up & screamed "OI SUNSHINE NO FUCKIN' SHOPLIFTING IN HERE"
Cue 6'2" angry stranger slowly standing up & turning round....
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 9:19,
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have done the same as that
when very, very drunk, walked up behind what I thought was a mate of mine in a packed WH Smiths who was looking at a copy of Loaded or Nuts or somesuch, and said 'WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUY A PROPER PORNO MAG?'
The guy turned around and calmly said 'Because I don't want to'
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I hope you spend the entire weekend
getting raped in your shitty new tshirt, fuckface.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 31 Oct 2014, 11:18,
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