I can't get my head around any part of that
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HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:10,
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5:26 of this bullshitter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z0_n7tGnK0
Apparently you can nullify a qi knockout if your tongue happens to be in the wrong position in your mouth...
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da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:21,
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Essentially all of the "internal" martial arts are in fact just people fucking about in pyjamas pretending they are wizards.
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Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:24,
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It's staggering isn't it!
It raises a few slightly stark questions:
-Why put on such an obviously staged and completely unbelievable display of unarmed combat using his dodgy 'magic?'
-Why offer $5000 to 'any MMA fighter' who can beat him; was he so delusional he actually believed his students falling over and rolling about was due to his magical powers?
-Was he so genuinely mental that after just a few moments with someone using *real* fighting and obviously feeling that, did he continue, inevitably to end up in a heap on the floor?
-Given his magic was a load of bollocks, how had his combat technique not got pulled up much sooner for being a load of bollocks? Surely previous practitioners of it would have realized it couldn't actually ward off muggers hundreds of years ago, and studied something else.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face." -Mike Tyson
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Jahled Three shades of black, Wed 25 Mar 2015, 12:30,
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