You can stick your tape recorder up your arse.
My great grandad was goat scaring at Alexandra Palace with a wax cylinder back before Edward VII.
Fuck you, 80's boy.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:14,
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Bollocks to that.
I was there at the beginning of the universe, floating around the void with a phonautograph made of dark matter.
That's when the goats did their best work. You wouldn't know, of course.
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Oh you!
I can't beat that, you bastard.
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:38,
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beginning of the universe?
they'd sold out by then.
amateur.
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tickle I was away, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 14:53,
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I am directly descended from a homo erectus who scared the living fuck out of goats on the plains of prehistoric africa
and then etched an exact representation of the wave forms in to the solid fucking granite using his own teeth.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
If it is even a pipe. It's probably just a plastic imitation pipe. If you tried to smoke it, it would probably just melt.
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crab_bloke), Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:19,
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Yeah well, my very distant bacterial ancestor used to scare the bejeezus out of another single-celled organism in the primordial soup
which would then go on to be the direct ancestor of what would eventually become goats.
And my very distant ancestor somehow imprinted this into the DNA of the single-celled organism which would eventually lead to goats, which is why goats can have the shit scared out of them.
Chew upon that. If you actually have teeth. Real teeth.
/convoluted reposte blog
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sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 13:36,
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I am in awe* that such comedic talent does not have its own Channel 4 series
*genuinely
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter, Tue 29 Sep 2015, 16:02,
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