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This is a link post Page 3 :: Girls + Words NSFW I made this!
For years, The Sun have been pushing right-wing propaganda to their readers on Page 3. After quietly collecting the evidence, I now present my case as follows. (Contains boobs, so is mildly NSFW.)

(edit: I made it at a very high resolution, so do enjoy the HD version if you have the capacity.)

UPDATE: Now re-hosted at Vimeo. Google/YouTube refuse to remove false claims I'm a paedo from their servers but won't allow a glimpse of boob (more). Wankers.

[b3ta mods, if you could update the top link, that'd be just smashing. ta.]
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck me,
don't watch that if you're epileptic!
 (I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait a minute ... are you suggesting that those girls
well thought opinions were not their own *shakes head*
Good vid btw ;)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post All very true
Genuine question though, (and I'm asking you as you seem to have trawled through hundreds of issues of the sun to make this) All the ones you posted are standard, WASP'sh blonde types. Have the sun EVER featured a non white model?
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post there are (rare) non-white and off-white models
some feature in this video. you must have blinked.
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post
bli wa
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Must have been during my "O" gurn

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ta
I suspected that they might not have, So I'm suprised. I still think the sun is a twadry little beano comic of a paper though.
 (I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Beautiful Mind..
I have done a similar exercise, but in the style of John Nash. All of the page 3's are 'wallpaper pasted' to the walls of my toilet and I have outlined all the accompanying text. My conclusion: Tired wrist, partial blindness and the understanding that David Cameron is Rupert Murdochs bitch.
 (tomatoit, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha, indeed
I wonder if there have been any studies done regarding programming via boobage.

Oh, and top vid :)
 (I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent work Manic, Linking Propaganda to Tits...
They're on to a winner! The Bastards!
In your 'extensive' research, did you discover who's actually responsible for writing that crap?
 (I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's rather excellent
I had no idea Maddie Smith had done Page 3.
 (I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 12:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post TITS + NEWS = FACT
Fact.
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've always found those hilarious
it's like - "if we put something topical on the page it makes the photo technically news"
 (I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice
very good concept, very well executed, but why is all your media footage (without exception AFAICT) american? Surely, what with the Sun being a British paper, this completely undermines your point?

Just being picky, I liked it
 (pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post yes yes yes
a bit of Russell Morris. Great tune!
nice vid also ;)
 (I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 13:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post I concur - great tune
but I am looking forward to walking around without having it in my head for the first time in a long time
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post You must have fucking loads of old newspapers.
Are you one of those blokes that can't throw anything out and lives in six cubic metres of remaining space between the stacks of back issues of Take a Break?

I spotted 'luscious' Linda Lusardi in there near the start. And Sam Fox. Do you know what though? I don't think I ever read those things other than to see if the lass lived near me so I could stalk them.
 (I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post this project required me to be a little more precise than that
to the left, a glimpse of 3 small folders of older Page 3s (courtesy of the British Newspaper Library), in the centre, the modern collection from 2003-2009


 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post HAHA
Classing it as "research" means you just dont have to hide it under the bed!
 (Sacamacamojo was lurking right up until, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 14:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post good video, until the propaganda/areola spaz fest at the end.
it's quite scary considering the circulation of the sun and how many people, ahem, read page 3.

in fact, there's so much misleading shite in loads of today's newspapers it's easy to see why the likes of nick griffin are anywhere near 'power'.i'm regularly arguing with the folks who keep throwing all these silly myths at me. i try to reason and explain to them they should read something less idiotic, but my arl' fella still stands by the daily shite (mail) because it's cheap and quick to read. and i imagine people find the same with the red tops.
 (The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 15:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post i like this.
that is total fucking quality. i'm ready to enlist in the war on old media.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post That is a quality video...
Thanks to the sun, I always get strong surges of right-wing sentiment whenever I see a magnificent pair of baps .

Luckily, all the grumble mags I have ever read have some real pinko liberal editorial next to the hamburger shots, so it tends to balance things out.
 (Clawhand Luke Old bear! He likes the honey!, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post This has a Clockwork Orange type of affect on me.
Now I've had to see the right-wing propaganda for what it is, I don't think I can ever fwap to it again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post .....aaaaand
It's gone.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Booo!
Terms of use my arse.
 (I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tits AND incisive political comment
and I missed it. Bah humbug and a merry fucking Christmas to you all.
*sulks*
 (Hal Baffe, Fri 13 Nov 2009, 19:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post thats pretty great research
Interesting attempt at political indoctrination there by the sun - but i must admit it would have an adverse effect on most. the girls are clearly gorgeous but i wouldnt be taking political advice from them any time soon.
 (augsav forgot about B3ta, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Brilliant!
Great song and a fantastic video.

Fucking Murdoch.
 (I helped save b3ta! sir_spicious2000 Crap I've watched: www.filmplop.blogspot.com/, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wasn't there one
where the girl commented on her hopes that the LHC led to a unified field theory for Physics?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 7:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post there was indeed
the-sun-lies.blogspot.com/2008/09/page-3-keeley-hazell-comments-on-hadron.html
 (I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sat 14 Nov 2009, 8:24, , Reply)