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This is a link post Elephant / Croc Tug-O-War


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 (I helped save b3ta! Pazuzu does a barrel roll, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post I hope the mother elephant ran in and stamped the shit out of that crocodile :(

(I helped save b3ta! lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Most wonderful comment from a mail reader...

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:11, Reply)
This is a normal post haha!
by the look of things, the croc got trampled by a herd of angry elephants soon after this photo was taken.
 (benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:16, Reply)
This is a normal post There's no teaching them Gemma
These bloody African crocodiles. The only language they understand is hanging.
 (SnowyTheWereRabbit the Leporid from Hell, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:26, Reply)
This is a normal post it'll all be ok though...
...as every enlightened reader of the mail knows that elephants cause cancer and so basically croc is fucked.
 (noodle_pot, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post And that's how the elephant got its trunk.
Rudyard taught me well
edit: Damnit, I've stole the headline. Didn't even click the link. Oh well.
 (Urban Hermit Exit, pursued by a bear on, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post The Enormous Crocodile gets his revenge

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:25, Reply)
This is a normal post I officelolled at
Poor little ellie, I am glad he made it out of that okay. I positively hate crocodiles they are vile vile vile along with bats, vultures, snakes and owls, Owls are horrid because they eat bunnies and cats. I don't know what God was thinking when he made such awful creatures.
- Princess Edwina(In a state of Grace), Edwina Manor, Edwinaville, 28/10/2010 23:56
 (I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post In fairness it's a very good point
If you are a creationist believing in an all-loving god, the existence of animals that eat li'l fluffeh bunnies is a genuine problem. They get around it by hand-waving stuff about balance and the loss of innocence after Eden (populated by vegetarian T-Rex - no, really) but frankly it's a stretch.
 (I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:48, Reply)
This is a normal post As a non-creationist Christian I can say you may be only representing the opinions of a very small proportion of Christians here.
The vegitarian t-rex thing is definitely not widely held Christian dogma.
 (Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post I eat bunnies

(I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Then there is no god.

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, he did ask for his crocodile sandwich to be snappy.

(RBFesquire I shit badgers for breakfast, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:29, Reply)
This is a normal post :D
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 (I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 11:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Why didn't the elephant just inflate the crocodile?
Proper use of schnozzle would have got it a new football.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 2 Nov 2010, 13:10, Reply)