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This is a normal post Has anyone phoned that number?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Why would i ring myself?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Get herbs to do it.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Does Pissy live in Eastbourne?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Pissy lives everywhere!
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I just caught him rummaging through my bins.
I had to chase him off with a slipper.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah he is a right fucking pervy cunt, careful with the slipper though, apparently he is into that shit.
I bet he was looking for old bank statements to wank over and cummy tissues to add to his "dna bank". I hope you still have your cumbox.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Of course...
it stays under my bed
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:33, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you know pissy doesn't? you should burn it.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Just phoned it
I THINK a woman answered? I pretended I had the wrong number, It wasnt a 'man man' that answered anyway....
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, not a 'man man', eh? Well you sounded fuck all like Chewbacca.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)
This is a normal post If you guess
exactly, or even close, what I rang up for. You win a special, special prize...
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Could it be...
You called to ask me to stop loitering in the bushes in your garden, spying on you and your wife, scaring your kids, bothering your dog and leaving used tissues about the area? Oh, and for me to take my pants off my head and wear them properly?
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Three piece suite.

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Closest
Antique table.
(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Was it an Antique Table?

(, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:50, Reply)