Has anyone phoned that number?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Why would i ring myself?

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Get herbs to do it.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Does Pissy live in Eastbourne?

( The Scrunt PA to Miss F CEO of Tropicana, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Pissy lives everywhere!
Be afraid! Be very afraid!
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:13, Reply)

I just caught him rummaging through my bins.
I had to chase him off with a slipper.
( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Yeah he is a right fucking pervy cunt, careful with the slipper though, apparently he is into that shit.
I bet he was looking for old bank statements to wank over and cummy tissues to add to his "dna bank". I hope you still have your cumbox.
( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Of course...
it stays under my bed
( Fadgebadger /links pedantic bellend, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:33, Reply)

How do you know pissy doesn't? you should burn it.

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Just phoned it
I THINK a woman answered? I pretended I had the wrong number, It wasnt a 'man man' that answered anyway....
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Oh, not a 'man man', eh? Well you sounded fuck all like Chewbacca.

( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:12, Reply)

If you guess
exactly, or even close, what I rang up for. You win a special, special prize...
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Could it be...
You called to ask me to stop loitering in the bushes in your garden, spying on you and your wife, scaring your kids, bothering your dog and leaving used tissues about the area? Oh, and for me to take my pants off my head and wear them properly?
( Dawn Of The Bread $$$$$$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE $$$$$$$$, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Three piece suite.

( pobblepop time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Closest
Antique table.
(robneymcplum is my Simpsons Tapped Out name..., Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Was it an Antique Table?

( skeltonator Michael Gondrys' undercrackers, Tue 20 Nov 2012, 19:50, Reply)