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This is a link post A few years ago I posted a poster of the top 3 posts from each of the (then) 200 QOTWs posted so far I made this!
There have now been 600 questions, so I've redone it with just the winning entries from every question to date. Those who went to the recent London bash will have seen a version which, due to question 600 running on for about 200000 years, only had 599 on it, but this is now complete.



And yes, it was a fucking ballache. At 42 inches wide it would be a complete cunt to post out so just take it to a local printer if you're insane enough to want a hard copy.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 12:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post You win on the nutter stakes
I thought I was mad when I spent a day extracting the entire chat from /talk and creating a Word Density HeatMap with it.
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 13:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post To be fair
It's very easily scraped. Only the very first one has some weird extra line breaks. Given how dead the board is these days I wouldn't be surprised if Rob could tell you exactly when I ran the rip just from the traffic spike.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 13:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Now that would be interesting if not perhaps somewhat predictable
What were findings and conclusions and why were they not released in a suitable journal for peer approval?
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 13:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post It was as predictable as you'd expect
(..once you've taken out all of the usernames and sigs. Individual words removed too)


 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wonderful

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post The QOTW
is if anything more mundane.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Haha, ace
You're my kind of autistic nutter!
 (I helped save b3ta! DinivanX Has stinging piss after drinking Pact Coffee, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Thanks, Dad

(I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 15:11, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's great
ad the inclusion of "bumhole" made me smile. However, I note a distinct lack of "Fucklift"
 (m.auron, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 15:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think that's more of a /board thing

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 18:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post Bumhole, with a capital B!
Also.. Thomas? Why Thomas?

Edit: I notice Crapper is about the same size. Is someone repeatedly making reference to Thomas Crapper for some reason?
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post surprised
something something Starwars

No Honda accord?
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 15:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Why heron?
Heroin maybe but heron?
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Because baldmonkey (RIP) was BETTER THAN ALL OF THE QFTW crybabies combined.
That's why.
 (I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 4 Aug 2017, 22:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh right
*searches heron, reads some results, is none the wiser, does not tell stuj
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 0:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 13:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post Having seen it .....
A few days passed before it sunk in what you had done and I questioned the mental process needed to want to do this. Regardless I salute you sir!
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 13:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Computers did most of the legwork
Plus, this kind of stupid words-on-posters shite is, you know, my job.

Thanks all the same.
 (I helped save b3ta! pineapplecharm D d M Y, H:i, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 13:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus christ almighty.
Please remember that this is not the place to slag off other members' work.
 (I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Exactly. This is the place to slag off other workers' members.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think you meant to post this in /talk

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post It is an astonishing piece of work to see in real life.
Excellent work, sir.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 14:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've not read the whole thing (I'm not mental)
But my eye was drawn to

The modern vagina is a many splendored thing.
I don’t miss 80s growlers. I knew a girl who was so hirsute it looked
like she had the drummer from The Roots in a thigh lock; and it was
muskier than an old sports locker.
Tugnut

And spotted my user name which appeared to be a post slagging of some nutter with a Saltwater swimming pool ;) ;)
 (sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, I remember that classic from first time round.
It was epic.
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:46, , Reply)
This is a normal post Dedication personified.
Clicks like a loon
 (I helped save b3ta! NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 17:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is this really why I joined b3ta?
Well, yes, it is. Good work, pineapplecharm.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 18:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post SMUGS.
It's rolled up and leaning against the wardrobe two feet away from me right now, because I was the 'biggest bash cunt 2017' and won it
 (FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 20:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stick a croissant up your bum with the poster
You will like that you dirty fecker.
 (I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 4 Aug 2017, 22:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Awesome!

...What's your favourite question/answer?
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Sat 5 Aug 2017, 0:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Logged in to congratulate you!
Super impressed!
 (I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Sun 6 Aug 2017, 9:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post I know that bloke in the picture, he's a right cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Sun 6 Aug 2017, 9:25, , Reply)