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This is a link post And this is why I'm not an organ donor...

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post Whyever not?
I'd like to have my dick live on after me.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post What if the recipient likes to bum sheep?

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Or the donor did?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Indeed.
You wouldn't want a winky that you didn't know where it's been.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'd want it accompanied by a log book
detailing all significant journeys and any work that's been carried out. You know, repairs, upgrades etc
 (I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mileage and any breakdowns.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 23 Apr 2018, 23:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post regular oil changes

(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 1:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post reply to an ignored thread:
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thanks, pru - totally mexico xkcd.com/1984/
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 1:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've recently decided to leave my brain to medical science.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post You meagre bastard.

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm magnanimous, but I can't abide excessive generosity.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post *focuses electron scanning microscope*
Science thanks you for your gift :|
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post I've had three MRI scans in the last six months, but the offer of your microscope is touching.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post That's all I'm touching.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post That and cloth.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post Don't even joke about it.
Mrs D. suggested I try an Epsom salts detox yesterday. I don't recommend it unless you have a lot of crosswords to complete.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha
A friends landlady decided to try some different fruit juices, she drank a LITRE OF PRUNE JUICE.
She didn't do it again.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2018, 0:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post This was like having colonic irrigation from the inside out.
For some reason it's cleared my sinuses up though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yup, shows how much liquid is removed normally.

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 Apr 2018, 15:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post A WARRIOR'S DRINK!

(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 13:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post I had a colonoscopy last week
it's fun getting old
 (I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 1:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well, if you will keep stuffing things up there...

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 9:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post you said "organ"

(dirk speedrift Sit doon, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post I did!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 21:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop it

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post You can't tell me what to do. You're not even my real dad!
ORGAN ORGAN ORGAN ORGAN ORGAN ORGAN ORRRRRRRRRGAN!
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post R U OK HUN?

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 11:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post but would his partner be able to tell the differance?
Also what about the transplant keeping a memmory of its original owner and slowly turing th recipient into the donor?

Do you rekon they gave him a dick to look at and choose if he wanted it? cos that would be a bit gay, mmm nah not that one or that one, yessss that big boy thats the badass one i want, excuse me sir but you are white and thats black, so you know we cant.... i will give 50 bucks to do it nudge nudge wink wink
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post i look forward to the 2019 reboot
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTFCF4EqM14
*edit: fuck - just realised who i was replying to, haha
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post He looks like the lead singer from foreigner

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post i heard he wants you to show him

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 23:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post You seem to have given this a suspicous amount of thought.
That wasn't pictures of your "stump" was it?
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post You leave my stump out of this, we are consenting adults, I tell ypu

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe they can give Jeremy Corbyn some balls

(MC Chicken Sandwich Me gusta ver la pornografía de los milfs., Mon 23 Apr 2018, 22:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Has Diane Abbott still not returned them?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 24 Apr 2018, 8:49, , Reply)