Anti cat warfare and tactics
... A silenced 22LR and a big hole is not legal in Belgium, FAAAK!
So i'm looking at alternative ways of keeping the cat shit off the lawn...
And glass bottles don't work.
If I had a Irish Wolfhound making big dumps in neighbours gardens, this would be considered inappropriate,
But somehow it's OK for cats to shit in my kid's play area.
Are cats the equivalent to white Americans?
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Which lubricant?
Olive oil seems appropriate, but wasteful.
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oh I didn't mean self-administration to angry the blood.
Just have a few strewn around the garden in unexpected spots.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:23,
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I though you meant inserted in the tabby
Skewered in a most vegan way.
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It's a well documented fact that cats are terrified of cucumbers in unexpected places.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTzhAJTXOJA
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Tusk knows where you live, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 21:57,
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My old neighbour
Used to catch them and put a little bit of lead behind their right ear. They never came in his garden again after that.
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9mm?
Or 45 APC?
Thinking of getting a paintball gun... But that could still get me in trouble...
"I was target shooting and the stoopid taaby walked in between the target and the gun."
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Didn't read the article, but it is legal to kill feral cats in the UK
Trick is to prove they are genuinely feral. You certainly need to take the collar off, and cut out the identity chip from below the skin between the shoulder blades before you dump/bury the carcase.
Vile fuckers every last one of them.
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Varmint, Mon 27 Jul 2015, 23:03,
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You sound delightful/most certainly not psychopathic.
Mind, you're right about magpies.
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 9:56,
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Sadly the only way to keep cats of your garden...
...especially once it's a territorial toilet. Is to get a cat.
I used to use all sorts of stuff. Best was motion sensitive sprays, either battery can or hose pipe attachments.
Now I live in a house with a big enough garden that the foxes, rats, deer, badgers and dragons keep the cats away. (actually the magpies are pretty good too)
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zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 0:00,
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Belgium is allready infested
Adding one more is not helping solve anything.
And I want birds in my garden, not their predator.
I don't mind cats as individuals, but I loathe them as a group.
Like Americans or Frenchies.
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If you don't have kids
you could try a small sand/gravel pit, cats prefer to shit and cover it over so they might concentrate their shit there.
Some DIY stores sell cat repellant, not sure if it works.
We have 2 cats and a dog and still get cats from the neighbourhood sitting in our garden.
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wakeupandsmellthebacon, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 8:39,
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Humpf
If I was a German pensionner, I could simply have a Panther.
And flatten the fuckers.
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Or the poo of a lion works apparently
so called 'zoo-do'
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Marxist Pig Better Red Than Smeg, Tue 28 Jul 2015, 11:58,
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who do?
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 28 Jul 2015, 13:07,
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