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This is a link post Fake PlayStation reviewed I made this!
Look out - I'm video reviewing more electronic tat...
(, Thu 1 Jun 2006, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post You could have Violet Berlin in a fight any day.
Fantastic work.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Starts off like Half Life,

with the crowbar bit.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post I do love these
I love your reaction to the music, fantastic
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:51, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love how pissed off you sound in these reveiws.

(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post ace
newsletter it

and have you done any others?
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 0:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Yes - I think they were in the newsletter ages ago. The first one definitely was, anyway.

youtube.com/profile?user=ashens
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 1:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic stuff.

Keep up the good work.


BTW, why don't you pop back down the local tat-shop and offer to swap that lady's son his X-box for *another* play-console. I mean, it's not like he uses it.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 2:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post brillo!
pad
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 3:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fab, good job.
More... more...

I take it that the Jeremy Clarkson school of presenting had a place then DR :))
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 10:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Utterly woo!
I demand you get a TV show, via the news letter of course. :-)


(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 11:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Have a woo....
.. although initially I thought this was a review of the retarded staff in the Gamestation store.
(, Fri 2 Jun 2006, 14:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha!
Fantastic. I love the bandaged hand. That is, of course, assuming that that's a joke about using the chainsaw and is not, in fact, just a crippled hand.

"Satan's ringtone" haha
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love you

(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 17:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know the crowbar...
I can think of another use for it.
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 18:47, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh god
the music is still stuck in my head... it won't leave
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha i am the proud owner of a
super polystation! looks like a ps2. is a nes. complete with crap lightgun and duckhunt/mario.

im currently at uni but will be ebaying this marvel in a few months - complete with box that advertises games like sonic 3d ?! it cant even handle that it takes cartridges..

anyway. yay for dodgey market stalls in crete
(, Fri 9 Jun 2006, 21:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fresh
and Funny.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 0:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post The bit where it started playing violent Beethoven in a stupid electronic fashion
Reminded me of Clockwork Orange. Although this was slightly more horrific.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 2:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post that seriously made me laff
me nephew had a similar thing which hooked up to the TV; was basically that with a scart cable. It was also supplied with 3 different sized disks containing a total of 57 games. The "CD drive" was actually empty bar for 3 switches; each of which were pressed in differently depending upon the disks, and offering different games.

Never worked once.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Great.
Used to have a very similar game to those.
200 Games, all involving blocks.

Wasn't bad though. Till I got a real games console.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 18:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post Poundland, Dollar world...
emporium of crap! good god your a genius!
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 20:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fantastic
But I also hate you. Laughing far too much at the crowbar, mother comes in and asks what I'm laughing at. You made me explain Half-Life to my mother.
(, Sat 10 Jun 2006, 21:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post very nice.
you put a shirt and tie on and everything, so top marks!
(, Sun 11 Jun 2006, 0:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ace!
I watch your videos more than I play my XBox. But then again, I haven't got a damn Xbox.
(, Wed 14 Jun 2006, 0:04, , Reply)