Me and my tree ...... No axes please
I made this!
My video about my tree, one of my best friends
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:22, Share, Reply)
Whelp, this'll be the third account of yours I'll have put on ignore now.
Same time next tuesday for the next one(s)?
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Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Wed 9 May 2012, 16:37,
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I am not trolling I am posting a link
This place is called links for a reason lol, anyways you don't have to watch it im just showing off my friend Ekart the tree, good friend of mine in times of need........
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:39, Share, Reply)
You should post this on /talk
they fucking love this sort of stuff
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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:17,
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I think you've taken this weeks 'biro' challenge a little too far.
(lool)
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:44,
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Laughs you do make me chuckle
thing is some of you are watching it as views are going up lol
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:47, Share, Reply)
i'm confused..
are you posting because you want people to watch, or because you want to laugh at people for watching ?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:53, Share, Reply)
I post because people watch and this is the first I have posted myself
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:59, Share, Reply)
fair enough
There's nothing wrong with having a blog, and wanting people to view it. At the risk of dragging up a story that a lot of people on here won't thank me for, I have to say, the whole 'my daugter was the one posting' thing seems a little suspicious to me- Can you HONESTLY say that it wasn't a pre-planned way of getting yourself noticed ? I suspect this because a) you make no secret of your intention to boost your traffic, b) I couldn't help noticing that your B3ta account is three days old, whereas 'operation trollgate', from what I can tell, was initiated early on Monday. ....hmmmm? \edit : if this is the case, it's perfectly forgiveable - people have done worse things to self-publicise. I find your blog inoffensive, and have no objections to your conduct on the board.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:10, Share, Reply)
LoL
I only joined up when I found my daughter, lil minx she is, had been posting here and yes she did it to get traffic and it worked. I have had lots of traffic from b3ta so far and even a few sign ups in my forum but you will notice my links go to my youtube account not my website. I only posted here because people here asked me to by PM if I had anything interesting and I considered this as interesting.
I had never heard of b3ta till about a week ago.... I like it here though, once you get past the Nazi mentality of few the rest are pretty cool all in all. I expect shit, it is what people do but I do not care as none have the balls to confront me even by cam meaning they NEED to hide, I could of hidden if I wanted, made 100 accounts and posted every shit thing I do under many logins, but I didn't, I came here and said hi this is me and this is what happened. I don't care for cowards so I just let them go, don't even press ignore as that would indicate im bothered lol.
I am, if nothing else, honest. I am what I am and will post as I post, I am not banned as I don't break rules, don't want to break rules, have no intention of breaking rules.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:20, Share, Reply)
Sounds reasonable.
I'd avoid /talk though. It's full of cunts.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:29, Share, Reply)
yes, by the end of the week it'll be in double-figures
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:54,
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Thats about
one every 30 seconds, just in case you failed math
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:06, Share, Reply)
Dude you've drawn all over your face and you talk to a tree.
Math is the least of your worries.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:10,
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Thats all you got?
The tattoo card? laughs my daughter could teach you a think or two, maybe i will ask her to give you lessons, 40 minutes 23 views over once every 30 seconds now, not bad to say the least
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, Share, Reply)
That's all well and good, but what does Ekart think?
Also, how much does your daughter charge per minute?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:30,
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LOL ask her
I'm sure she will enjoy using her phd to teach you a few manners, she is good at teaching naughty boys manners, after all she had a good teacher
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:37, Share, Reply)
is she a tree?
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:39,
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You really are playing with fire playing with her mate
Dont come crying to me when you piss her off, many have and I have to say same thing, warned you
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:43, Share, Reply)
i think you are your daughter
also I think Ekart is actually posting these videos not you
I have a gazebo called Tharielr, I shall consult with him
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:47,
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You're on fire this afternoon!
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Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:52,
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lol ok
not bothered, got to do some work on site, cya all laters, by the way i only talk to trees, you think they use computers, who is the maddest here
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:15, Share, Reply)
She has a PhD in manners?
I suspect not.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:48,
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Do you win a prize when the view total hits a specific number?
Or does the crushing disappointment of reality suddenly dawn on you?
Also, what happened to the rest of the leet hacksers teem? Did they get bored too?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:28, Share, Reply)
I do the videos for myself mostly
I just chose to share them with you all as I was asked by a few people to post any interesting ones and people find my talking to trees interesting I am told, anyways going for food, may not be able to reply for a while.
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:41, Share, Reply)
I agree.........
Thats why I left lol..... Not in darlo anymore
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 16:48, Share, Reply)
Ekart is a horse chestnut, Aesculus hippocastanum.
And although the plaque says he was planted in 1937, he was probably raised from seed on a nursery a few years before that.
I didn't watch the whole video because my internet connection is being crappy, but I quite enjoyed what I saw.
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spesh., Wed 9 May 2012, 17:12,
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Thank you
Now I know what he is, and I am glad you enjoyed the video part you watched
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:22, Share, Reply)
I have yet to put anyone on ignore here at b3ta
and god knows there have been some dull, annoying or pointless buggers that have deserved it. Webcamwolf, or whoever else you are, I am not going to insult you for having pen on your face, or for being a loon. I have not even started to watch any of these videos. Not because I will be shocked, or annoyed, or disgusted, BUT BECAUSE THIS WHOLE THING IS SO FUCKING BORING.
Stop ruining b3ta for me, and everyone else, please stop feeding the troll.
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Wed 9 May 2012, 18:42,
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Oh now come on
I am only boring when i am stoned and seems as im never stoned now i must never be boring
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:43, Share, Reply)
blogfiles.wfmu.org/DS/LoonyTunes/Eastwood_Clint_-_I_Talk_To_The_Trees_-_Loony_Tunes.mp3
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artifus is doing it all wrong, Wed 9 May 2012, 19:36,
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I agree you need help - I guess after jail you should have gone directly into a mental unit but because of lack of funds I guess you find yourself in the real world. I think its a shame that people like you are allowed in our world, you are an accident waiting to happen.
You clearly have problems - have you thought about sectioning yourself?
Please go away and seek medical help, also if you do finally decide to off yourself, make sure it gets filmed and your daughter/the twat with bubble wrap on his head can post it here so we can laugh at you and forward it to 4chan.
Btw have you tried scrubbing your face with Veet to try to get those childrens scribblings off your face?
(, Wed 9 May 2012, 20:53, Share, Reply)