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This is a link post Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom
Machine noms things. Romnomnomnonseal.
(I particularly like the office chair at 8 minutes)
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I love these things.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post 7:41 how to dispose of dead snowmen

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Can't they just chuck Al Qaedas in there? #topical

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post Allahu Compaktar!

(I helped save b3ta! BaronMunchausen Interdimensional Demon Day Laborer, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Jihad to bring up Al-Qaeda, didn't you?

(Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post isis what you did there

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Go to behead of the class!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post BOOOOOOOOOOOOM

(Paint! Another one lost, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post I think making more of these jokes will be pure suicide

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tic-tic-tic-tic boom!

(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Stop...
PALESTINE!
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I can't tell if this Israel or not?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I see what Judea there.

(I helped save b3ta! jonbob loves you, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 2:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post the arms industry turns a heavy prophet
halalujah!
 (I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post if Apple invented a religion it would be called iSLAM

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post It islam to do puns.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post You know what these shredders are like...
... it may be able to eat an entire sofa, but give it more than 6 sheets of paper and the damn thing will jam up and never run again. Happens every time.

Click.
 (I helped save b3ta! Ugi , it's a game of give and cake, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:07, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ esto

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 22:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post That thing never complains the food is a bit rubbery.

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 12 Apr 2016, 23:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post "Ah so, thank you very much!"

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Office chair @ 8 mins
How fucking long do you think I have?
 (I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 1:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post
At about 12:00 the machine has a tongue
 (I helped save b3ta! The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 8:40, , Reply)
This is a normal post this
scares the shit out of me.
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 9:53, , Reply)
This is a normal post Tear it out of you
More likely.
Strange that no Mafia movie has used this machine as "witness suppression".
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post Watched one of these things eating a car
I happened to be in a scrapyard...

*ahem*

Anyway, the machine opening was probably only as wide as a school desk, but it just dragged this car in and destroyed it. Yardies running it joked to me 'should see a man in there'
I still dont think they were joking.
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Yardies were running it?
I'd assume it was almost exclusively employed for the disposal of human bodies.
 (Huw Edwards #notalljews, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post I couldnt possibly say
I can THINK but I cant say...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 15:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more Benicio Del Toro.

(I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Wed 13 Apr 2016, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post I feel that office chair's pain.

(I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Wed 13 Apr 2016, 19:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Really wouldn't want to get a hand trapped in on of those
I imagine it would take the rest of your body with it
 (Sherbs, Fri 15 Apr 2016, 10:19, , Reply)