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This is a link post The Lympics Are Coming I made this!
Don't know if you've realised, but the Olympics are coming. Except it's pronounced 'Lympics,' and it involves eggs coming out of arses.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post nice one
the Lympics look more exciting than the olympics, I must say
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is great stuff!
I work for one of the major sponsors of the 'Lympics, and we tend to hear more about that than, say, how the business is doing. I imagine this is exactly how excited our senior management gets over them...
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Lolympics (see what i did there)

(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 11:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post LYMPICS
The best part is throwing things and swearing. If the shot-putters don't shout "FUCK OFF" in the actual lympics, I'm going to be very disappointed.
(, Fri 13 Apr 2012, 18:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post This

(, Sat 14 Apr 2012, 10:37, , Reply)
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That's genius and should be compulsary for all throwing events. Shout 'fuck off' in your own language. 'Fuck off you CUNT' for extra distance.
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 9:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This had me in fucking stitches!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 15:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post Excellent!
Love this
(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post bravo, lads!

(, Fri 20 Apr 2012, 20:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post woo yay and hoopla
you get a golder for this one
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 7:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh that is just so good.

(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 10:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Olympics are shit, aren't they?
Two questions, one of which is more of a statement:

1. Is this/this is too quiet?
2. Did I once see Anthony compere a comedy show in Manchester (at Zumbar, I think) in which a musical "comedian" kept referring to me as Jarvis Cocker (glasses), until I shouted "CUNT" at him during his set?

No?
(, Sat 21 Apr 2012, 14:52, , Reply)
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That was at Zumbar (now Odder?) in 2005, possibly. Would the musical comedian have been Matt Tiller? I can't remember much of that comedy club. Glad people enjoyed this sketch. I'll make sure we do more.
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is no joke...
I walked by a grocery shop today called...
this
(, Sun 22 Apr 2012, 16:36, , Reply)