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This is a link post Ye Olde Top Gear
When it was actually informative rather than just "three blokes cocking about"™
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post And dull
Fifth Gear do all the talk about tyres and seatbelts and the like and it's terminally dull.

Give me three blokes hurling old cars into a quarry any day.
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This is a normal post I was watching fifth gear on Dave the other day
It was the dullest thing ever. They even made an article about a new 360 dull.

Top Gear however, is the only reason I buy a TV license.

Woo the Clarkson!
 (I helped save b3ta! PhoenixBlend, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:16, Reply)
This is a normal post he's also the reason
most of us fucking shouldn't. he's jim davidson with a wheel in each corner.
 (hotpiss is very much liking your popping musics, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post no he's not
i have met him a couple of times, he's very liberal, works way TOO hard, and plays up that side of him because "thats what people think they know" he's really a very clever bloke...

he's also punched piers morgan...TWICE
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Jim Davidson has corners?
Like Mr Strong?
 (I helped save b3ta! crab_bloke), Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd rather watch three blokes cocking around thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post That was ace.

(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Ace! Completely different.
I love those old 7 series BMWs too.
 (I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I liked new topgear
when they still did roadtests and comparisons, as well. They still kinda do them now, but it's getting more and more "look at the power from this really fast car", which is fine for a special episode or two per series, but not all of them.
 (Frozen_Banana Shaved against the grain; thoroughly unrewarding., Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:11, Reply)
This is a normal post ^ A bit of this
Seeing Jezza razz one fast car around a track is much like seeing him driving the rest of them. They're all quite similar as far as I'm concerned.

Still love Top Gear though.
 (I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post This & that.
But the public gets what the public wants and they want 'POWERSLIDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:29, Reply)
This is a normal post New Top Gear
Is steadly becoming more and more formulaic. It's appeals not so much to the car enthusiast anymore and more to the shallow minded simpleton. It has become "Brainiac with Cars".

Saying that, I still watch it when it's on the telly.
 (I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:31, Reply)
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Oh christ yeah. It's fun every so often, but it's become this odd ceremonial thing that most 20 / 30 something men just blindly watch every week.

All the challenges and things are so rigged and repeatative...
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post They need to freshen it up again
This series has been a challenge every ep, they should do cool wall again etc
 (I helped save b3ta! executiverocker only wears C&A, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:06, Reply)
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But without scripting it methinks.
 (I helped save b3ta! RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I used to Love Top Gear
But lately its seems as though its the same episode over and over.

basically it goes like so: A challenge where they have to buy a cheap car of some sort.

Drive it to somewhere - hilarity ensues as the cars are on their last legs.

Then do a challenge with the car.

Then count up points....

Did I mention an embarrassing car wuold follow them around to pick up anyone broken down.

Seriously, im getting tired of it now, especially when those challenges are on every cocking hour on Dave then Dave JaVu.



AAAAANnnnnnd relax... :)
 (Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post You missed
the constant stream of lies and made up things.
 (clownshoes, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)
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yes, the 'constructed' random events are rather grating...

however

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 (I helped save b3ta! spagaroony, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I've said it before and I'll say it, err, again
Its Last of the Summer Wine with cars. Just replace the bath tub / rowing boat / Nora Batty with a motorised form of transport and you have the same show.... (but I still like it).
 (I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)