Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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school hardnutOnce the school hardnut (and he was rock solid) came up to me in the sports hall when it was only me and him there, and threatened to break my legs if I was lying to him...
...the background? I was good friends with his girlfriend, who along with her mates had been mucking around showing off cleavage in a maths lesson. It would have been impossible not to see. One of my apparent mates went and told him I was staring at her tits.
I didn't sleep for a week after that threat. That was funny
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:11, 3 replies)
Did you shit yourself? (, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:15, closed)
almost
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 16:21, closed)
I hear it's the normal thing to do when looking at an underage girl's breasts(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 1:40,
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