Here, have a roasted pea!!!!!!!
LIST TIME!!!!!
Misuse of reflexive pronouns
Misuse of apostrophes
People who call all electronic music 'techno'
People that call hip hop 'rap'
Those fucking sofa adverts where instead of saying 'now only five hundred and ninety-nine pounds' they say 'now only five nine nine'
Homophobes
Other commuters
Whisky bores
Gingers
Metallers
Wearing scarves indoors
Wearing scarves indoors while wearing a t shirt. If you're that cold, put a fucking coat on you flid.
When faces are superimposed on apples
Tourists
Lager top
Lager louts
Little and Large
Grown ups reading kids books
Grown ups reading books aimed at teenagers. You fucking nonces.
'Comedy' accounts on B3ta
People who don't understand the word 'troll' and are in fact trolls themselves OH THE IRONING!
People who deliberately use 'teh' on the internet as an affectation
People who can't use the correct form of 'its'
People who stand on the left hand side of escalators
Referring to Rob Manuel as 'the ginger fuhrer'
Rob Manuel
Anyone that likes mass market, lowest common denominator cultural output and derides those who like more serious output as 'pretentious'
The fact that I'm an autistic virgin
Wankers
Tossers
Shits
Shites
The Irish
Richard fucking McBeef and his fucking gang of acolytes over on Off Topic. The prick.
Anyone who's ever posted on /talk
Iain Duncan Smith
Christopher shitting Biggins. The cunt.
B3ta user 'monster munch'
People that use the term 'ninja edit'
Wankers that edit their posts after the fact.
Larpers. The autistic dicks.
Sci fi fans. The smegging titfaces.
QOTW.
White wine.
Windy Pig. Yeah, and Two Hats as well. Couple of bent flids. And I mean 'couple'.
Drimble is a wanker.
That 'paulsnake' tosser.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 22:39, 8 replies)

I feel like I've read this before...

(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 0:46, closed)

HIYA

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 13:42, closed)

Thanks for the edit hun
xxx
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 18:20, closed)

RUDE

( Two Hats I saw someone eating M&M's with a spoon, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 18:17, closed)

rude, but true

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 18:27, closed)

wanker

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 19:35, closed)

I want this to "win".
I feel that might validate my internet presence still further.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 21:18, closed)

this post reeks of 2006-era ostracized uni student

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 21 Mar 2016, 9:39, closed)

Hang on, this the guy who calls people boring, right?

(Porcupine, Tue 22 Mar 2016, 14:22, closed)